I MOCK.

[sarren]

I'm kinda tempted to go to the home open for this one tomorrow. Mostly because I can't get over the fact that despite the location and "luxury" house they're only asking $750k for it. Is it made of paper mache?

Agent *looks around* I reckon we can ask $750. Maybe you'll get $735.
Owner - But it cost over a million to build!!!
Agent - Oh. *sympathetically* Were you drunk?