There's an ant on me. GET IT OFF.
Somehow I own a pair of beige lycra SKIN TIGHT pants.
Most days, when I am a sane person, I know better than to wear them in public.
I am going to the shops now. For milk and cheese.
Also, I have white boyleg knickers on. Not that you can see them or anything. I just felt like an overshare.
Most days, when I am a sane person, I know better than to wear them in public.
I am going to the shops now. For milk and cheese.
Also, I have white boyleg knickers on. Not that you can see them or anything. I just felt like an overshare.