I know that a lot of stuff happens to me because I'm easily distracted, like flooding the kitchen, or crashing into a bus, or attempting to slice my finger off. BUT SOMETIMES IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE MY FAULT.
Like the day I went to Movieworld on the Gold Coast, since I'd come all the way across the country for a Highlander Con, I thought, take an extra day, I thought, go on the new fabulous Lethal Weapon ride. Except the day I go, it's closed for cleaning.
Stuff happens, right?
We're going to America. We're going to Washington. We are SPECIFICALLY flying up to Washington to spend TWO WHOLE DAYS at the Smithsonian.
Except now we're not.
Because
THEY ARE CLOSING IT DOWN JUST BEFORE WE GET THERE!!! *is bitter*
Next thing we'll hear Burning Man will get cancelled.
*cries*