Thanksgiving & the health benefits of sushi

Nov 19, 2007 15:05

The First Thanksgiving -As told by Dave Barry.

So this weekend I worked and tried to spend as much time outside as I could(seasonal depression & shit) while still getting stuff done. This means letting the goats out for a walk, which turns into wrangling goats, who are becoming less well-behaved as far as following me and sticking to plants we're OK with them eating.

This coming Sunday I have plans to hit Todai in Downtown Seattle for Birthday Sushi. 6:00. Please feel free to join me.

Because I'm CRAVING sushi, it's been AGES. For those of you who don't like sushi(freaks) or are not familiar with Todai, there are many delicious things non-seafood and cooked to eat, it's the Mecca of buffets.

I know you'll all be packed from TG dinner, but sushi doesn't have any calories. Actually, Sushi is so good, so mighty, such a superfood(it's got seaweed in it, remember) it will seek and destroy all the bad calories you ingest on Thursday, sushi will literally take it's fish molecules, swim through your blood and clean out your arteries to make them soft and supple, your thanksgiving dinner will be properly disposed of in the form of that weird sushi poo we all have the next day, and you can start the dreaded holiday season with cat breath and a squeaky clean interior. :)

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