[Fic] I keep her, it's cheaper. I love too much to let go.

[sarkraticmethod]

OOC: .....This was supposed to be for magi. And then Aubrey challenged me. And... It basically doesn't fit ANYONE'S prompt anymore, okay? :| I WRITE THINGS.

There are curtains.

Although, really to call them curtains would be a gross insult to interior decorating, as they weren't so much curtains as a horrible tapestry of furs that someone sewed

Comments

[varymydays]

fkl;jrekjla;rekjarljtire;alk

Omg.

I'm stuck between horror and laughter.

Yeah, that was a fabulous prompt response. lmfao. Oh geeze.

Wonderfully sketchy and creepy and ZOMG. *FLAILS*

Just. I have no. Words. To properly describe my reaction to this just know... there was a reaction. Severely so. XD

[kawaiispinel]

DEAD SHAPESHIFTER JOKES ARE THE NEW DEAD BABY JOKES.

...I do not know. XD

I AM GLAD TO AMUSE. Because... Wow. That was a challenge.

[smithnjones]

lmfao

aw

awwww
oh no

wai.

I looked up dead baby jokes to try to turn into a shapeshifter joke and apparently stumbled on the worst, disgusting, horrible, not funny ones ever.

._.

*insert funny dead baby turned into dead shapeshifter joke here* :|

[kawaiispinel]

D: WAUGH. *PROTECTS FROM THE HORRIBLE*

...I don't actually know any dead baby jokes, because they're usually not funny. :| CLEARLY DEAD SHAPESHIFTER JOKES ARE FUNNY.

THEY'RE SO FUNNY THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST.

BECAUSE IF THEY EXISTED, YOU'D LAUGH YOURSELF TO DEATH.

YEAH.

[smithnjones]

They are usually not funny, but I've never seen ones so horrible. ._. Once cocks and sex start getting in the picture that's... a little too much for me to handle even to go :| at.

LMFAO. omg. ilu. This is like the third time you've made me laugh so hard for like thirty seconds straight tonight. XD

[kawaiispinel]

I AM STILL PROTECTING YOU. RAWR. FUCKING ASSHOLES, WRITING SICK AND NASTY JOKES AND EXPOSING RIZZYS TO THEM. >:|!!!!!!!!!!

XD I AM HERE FOR THE COMEDY. <333 *SNUGS*