Marry, boff, kill!
From newtonsophie : This is a meme. If you want to play, comment and I will give you the names of three people. (Let me know if you want guys, gals, or a combination). Then in your journal, write who of the three you would marry, who you would boff, and who you would kill, assuming you have to kill one of the three. Supply photos if you can.
She gave me NPH, Michael C Hall and Malcolm Gets.
First off, I think it's funny that two out of three of these men are gay. What can I say? That's how I like my celebrity boyfriends.
Also, is it bad that it took me about three seconds to decide? I almost didn't have to think about it.
Here's my decision:
Marry: Malcolm Gets
I'm sorry, I couldn't decide between these three pictures, because he's so cute slash HOT in them, plus he has on a Dazzle Dancer shirt from Adam and Steve, which makes me happy for some reason.
So I'd marry him for the following reasons:
- He's taller than me (these are not listed in order of importance)
- He's a classically trained pianist which is sexy enough, but he also composes music and sings, and he could serenade me.
- He's famous, but only like, New York theater famous. So we could have a normal life together. Also I read recently that he teaches acting from time to time at NYU, and has directed some productions there, which I find so endearing.
- If we got married, I could run my hands through that hair every day.
- Look at him. Damn. Also, and I've mentioned this before, but he has the most perfect chest I've ever seen, with just the right amount of chest hair to be manly, but not beast-like. And he has tattoos, which, I find incredibly sexy. (Am I getting TMI here, with my physical preferences?)
Also I already know how our wedding would go:
And, we look great together! See:
Boff: Neil Patrick Harris
I'm sure he's rich, and we could probably have a lovely life together, but I also think he's gotten too famous. And I couldn't live a lifetime of hearing "DOOGIE!" or "LEGEN...wait for it DARY!" shouted at me every time we went out together. So I'll just settle for banging him. Also, I don't know why, but I just get the feeling that...he's really, really good at it. Maybe something about the way he carries himself, I dunno. Does anyone else get that feeling?
Kill (since I have to): Michael C. Hall
I really don't want to. He seems like a nice enough guy. He's really effing hot and really effing talented. He played the Emcee on Broadway. But them's the rules. So I'll give you all this picture, which kind of makes me never want to look at him again. (But trust me, ladies, this is not what he normally looks like.)
I don't know what it says about me, that I would kill the one straight option. Does this mean I am destined to be alone, and lust after the unattainable?
In other news, this is my last day as 27. Scary.
She gave me NPH, Michael C Hall and Malcolm Gets.
First off, I think it's funny that two out of three of these men are gay. What can I say? That's how I like my celebrity boyfriends.
Also, is it bad that it took me about three seconds to decide? I almost didn't have to think about it.
Here's my decision:
Marry: Malcolm Gets
I'm sorry, I couldn't decide between these three pictures, because he's so cute slash HOT in them, plus he has on a Dazzle Dancer shirt from Adam and Steve, which makes me happy for some reason.
So I'd marry him for the following reasons:
- He's taller than me (these are not listed in order of importance)
- He's a classically trained pianist which is sexy enough, but he also composes music and sings, and he could serenade me.
- He's famous, but only like, New York theater famous. So we could have a normal life together. Also I read recently that he teaches acting from time to time at NYU, and has directed some productions there, which I find so endearing.
- If we got married, I could run my hands through that hair every day.
- Look at him. Damn. Also, and I've mentioned this before, but he has the most perfect chest I've ever seen, with just the right amount of chest hair to be manly, but not beast-like. And he has tattoos, which, I find incredibly sexy. (Am I getting TMI here, with my physical preferences?)
Also I already know how our wedding would go:
Click to viewAnd, we look great together! See:
Boff: Neil Patrick Harris
I'm sure he's rich, and we could probably have a lovely life together, but I also think he's gotten too famous. And I couldn't live a lifetime of hearing "DOOGIE!" or "LEGEN...wait for it DARY!" shouted at me every time we went out together. So I'll just settle for banging him. Also, I don't know why, but I just get the feeling that...he's really, really good at it. Maybe something about the way he carries himself, I dunno. Does anyone else get that feeling?
Kill (since I have to): Michael C. Hall
I really don't want to. He seems like a nice enough guy. He's really effing hot and really effing talented. He played the Emcee on Broadway. But them's the rules. So I'll give you all this picture, which kind of makes me never want to look at him again. (But trust me, ladies, this is not what he normally looks like.)
I don't know what it says about me, that I would kill the one straight option. Does this mean I am destined to be alone, and lust after the unattainable?
In other news, this is my last day as 27. Scary.