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blaurosen's SimFic. It's awesome.
The following is why I love my Amazing History Teacher.
Topher is magical. He wears a suit every day and has perfectly combed hair and looks totally adorable in a shy way, but he's such a crazy teacher. He'll be talking about bubonic plague with this big grin and be like "It's actually pretty funny, because the Christians were mainly living in closer quarters, so they were more likely to die than the Jews, who they believed were getting the plague more than them because they didn't believe in Jesus." But he's always so happy about everything. Hee.
Yesterday he was talking, and this girl Claire was also talking to her friend so he was like "In the eigth century-" and then he just turned to her, serious but cheerful, and said "I WILL kill you," and she stopped talking. Love.