The Hawke Legacy - Gen 1.2
Warning: The following Legacy contains scenes of pie. Readers may become irrational & trancendental, often finding themselves running in circles. Should a reader reach the extreme point of these cases, it is best they forget about the Legacy, and just enjoy pie for what it is, rather than contemplate what it could be. Especially if it's pumpkin pie.
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Last update (which was a while ago because I'm hitting crunch time for my CCENT exam) Hawke started her career as a self-employed alchemist, and really hit it off with Doug, a guy she met at the summer festival. Doug moved in and began working more towards his career as a criminal, and Cid... Was Cid.
Hawke: Ugh I haven't been feeling well since me & Doug had that wild night in bed. The odds of me being pregnant are rare. It can't be that.
Hawke: *vomits* Ok, maybe I'm wrong.
Doug: You want to go to the fall festival? It's raining outside.
Hawke: Booooooo. Sissy. Scared of a little water.
Doug: Have you looked outside? That's more than a little water.
Hawke: Boooo! Who's a sissy? You're just afraid I'm going to beat you at a contest. Pussy.
Doug: Seriously? :|
Hawke: See? It's not so bad.
Doug: I'm wet.
Hawke: Don't be such a baby.
Doug: I'm going to kick your ass for this.
Hawke: Pfft you're on. No one can eat like me.
Doug: You don't know my love for pie.
Hawke: Oof, there's a lot here.
Doug: *gobble* *snarf* *snap*
Doug: Oh yeah! Who's the master of pie? This guy!
Doug: Fuck yeah! I rock! Whoo!
Hawke: There's a such thing as being a sore winniner, you know >:|
Doug: Don't worry. You'll beat me at apple bobbing.
Hawke: Says the guys with the bottomless stomach.
Doug: Seriously, I think you will. You're good at bobbing your head up and down *snicker*
Hawke: I'm gonna kill you.
Bets on how much Hawke resisted spitting the apple at Doug's head?
Doug: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Doug won the apple bobbing contest due to Hawke having to run off and throw up. Again.
Morning sickness sucks.
The rain stopped and the sun came out.
The two of them started dancing together autonomously.
Hawke: So... I have a confession.
Doug: What's that?
Hawke: Well, you remember the disaster in my home town? I um... Might have caused that.
Doug: You blew up a napalm storage warehouse?
Hawke: Not exactly. I was making a potion that was supposed to make someone's love burn eternally.
Doug: o_O
Hawke: I think I got the "eternal burning" part right at least.
Doug: Wait, so you caused all those homes to catch fire and people to burn?
Hawke: Well... I didn't mean to. I just wanted you to know. I mean, we're doing well and...
Doug: It's cool. I mean, I'm a criminal. Not like I can judge.
Hawke: Really? You're fine with it?
Doug: Well, at least if I ever go to jail, it won't be for anything as bad as you've done.
Hawke: Jerk.
Doug: Pfft you love me :P
Doug: Ugh it's been hours and I still have water in my ears. >_<
I had them both grab pumpkins from the festival and carve them.
Hawke, unsurprisingly, carved a cat face in her pumpkin.
Hawke: *pops* Whoa! Ok, so I am pregnant. Wow. Just... Wow.
Hawke: It's 3am. Excitement's over. I'm going back to bed.
And that's when I noticed this guy standing outside.
Alien visit! O_O
Cid: The project is a scrap. There's no intelligent life here. Tell the Big Talking Head we're better off on Neptune.
Hawke's been working hard on her alchemy, with more successes than failures.
And no massive, town burning fires.
Doug ate all the key lime pie that he won from the pie eating contest.
Can't say I blame him :Q
News: ... and months later, in Dormtown, fire continues to burn from an unknown source. Government officials are denying it being a napalm storehouse that caused the fire, however there is still no explanation.
Cid: At least when you do something, you make sure it's done right.
Doug has been working on becoming more athletic, so he can get promoted and no longer be a thug.
Failed mixed potions make sims sick :x
Sadly, no other side effects that I have seen.
Whoo! Getaway driver!
No more beating people up in dark alleys.
Now Doug's just sitting in them waiting to speed away.
Wait... What?
Yup, he got arrested right after the promotion and spent the rest of the night in jail.
Guess he needs more practice with the whole getaway thing.
Hawke: We were supposed to go see a movie today after you got home.
Doug: Well, I kinda got arrested...
Hawke: You got arrested?
Doug: Hey, you burned down an entire town!
Hawke: Oh yeah? *tosses jar full of goop*
Doug: Oh god that reeks. What was that?
Hawke: Give it 5 minutes. You'll be wide awake, and we can go to that movie.
Guys: This is why you don't miss dates. especially when your girl has a temper.
Hawke: Oh crap! Baby time!
Hawke gave birth to a girl.
And I finally remembered to change Doug's hair for work so he doesn't look like a douche.
...
Or someone who orders coffee from Starbucks.
Yeah, I went there.
Wait... Who's this?
to celebrate having a baby, Hawke decided to get another cat
Cid: What the - ? Who invited -
??? Meow.
Cid: Oh. Why hi there. Uh, sorry, no one told me we were having company. I would have worn my dress collar.
Most people would turn off the water before trying to fix the plumbing.
Not sims!
Winter has hit the islands.
Yeah, I didn't bother to change the weather settings.
If I have to deal with -40C weather in winter, everyone has to >=|
Holy shit.
Cid made a friend O_O
Doug: What is this?
Hawke: Shhhhhh. And it's "Painted Dreams"
Doug: You're watching a soap opera? Seriously.
Hawke: Shut up! I'm watching this.
Doug: What's the big deal?
Hawke: See her? That's Maggie. She killed her husband, Jack, by drowning him in a pool in order to get his money & the cops didn't figure it out.
Doug: Woah! That's cold.
Hawke: That guy she's with is Michael, Jack's brother. Turns out, Jack had a will and left all his money to his brother.
Doug: Did she just kiss him?
Hawke: Yeah. The slut needs to watch out. Michael doesn't know she killed his brother, but Nadia does. She saw it from the shadows.
Doug: So why doesn't Nadia tell Michael?
Hawke: Because Nadia slept with Michael last week, and after he confessed he was in love with Maggie.
Doug: Wait... Dude was in love with his brother's wife?
Hawke: And sleeping with her. After he slept with her, Michael slapped Nadia with a restraining order. She was going to tell Jake everything, but that's when she saw Maggie kill him.
Doug: ... Can you record this for me? I have to go to work.
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End of update
Thanks for reading
Sorry for it being short, but the exam is keeping me busy