Rain-Bow Legacy (Gen 4.4)
Warning: The following contains swearing, crude humor, partial nudity, Clerks references, and Meadow Thayler.
Best served dry, shaken and not stirred (like a sim who's a victim of an elevator accident).
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Last update: Pumpkin & Tange grew into adults, Ebony hit elder, Toby died a watery death, Ana continued to work on her customer relations, Sean fixed Ana after she broke down from fixing the shower, and ACR meddled in Ana's & Tange's life and turned them into nympho lesbians Tange & Ana finally acted on the feelings they hid from me each other.
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Tange: Ana, wake up.
Ana: mmm?
Tange: You have to head to the store today with Mom.
Ana: I was dreaming about grilled cheese sandwiches.
Ana: Pleeeeeaaaase? Just say it once.
Joe: No. >:|
Ana: Come on! Just once say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
Joe: I hate those movies.
Ana: And when you get home, apologize and make her dinner.
BC: She's right, you know.
Ana: And lose the hat. You look like an extra in Taxi.
Sean & Pumpkin threw a wedding party.
I figured it'd be good to do now in case I forget later.
A toast to the couple. Which Frances gave.
Yes, she's Frances.
And the dude in the back is Shea.
I'm betting they both had a rough time on the playground growing up with names like those.
Token vow exchanging pic.
Frances: When my last boyfriend gave me a ring, it wasn't even real gold.
Pumpkin: Wow. Maybe he was swindled?
Frances: That's what I thought. Then I found a receipt from a pawn shop.
Fact: Black generation cannot handle their beer.
No wedding is complete without a smustle dace contest.
It was the dancing.
Nothing beats the Michael Jackson moves.
I call favoritism. :|
As a wedding gift, I had Ana do up a portrait of Pumpkin for the family mausoleum.
In hind sight, maybe not the best idea for a wedding present.
"Congrats on getting married! Here's a painting of you for when you die."
Pumpkin: Sarinn says we need to get working on having a baby.
Sean: Nice! We now have a valid excuse for all the sex we've been having.
Apparently, servos have their own flirt interaction, which I've never noticed before.
On one hand, I think it's kinda cute how tuning up a servo is considered flirting..
On the other hand, I'd worry if my computer fell in love with me simply because I blew the dust out of it.
Sean: Um...
Pumpkin: Shhhh. Ana will get upset if you say anything mean.
Sean: I won't. It's just... Again? What's with her an grilled cheese?
Pumpkin: Maybe because this is supposed to be the orange gen, so she thinks we'll appreciate it?
Ana: Aren't you the founder of Sarinn's uglacy?
Desdemona: Yeah.
Ana: Wow, someone like you has to find a fugly sim and have kids?
Des: Sarinn views it as culling the neighborhood.
Ana: That's... horrible. How do you deal with it?
Des: Oh, you know, you get used to it. You guys sell beer here, right.
Ana: Uh... nope. We have strawberries.
Des: Good enough, I can make daiquiris.
BC: That'll be $1,200.
Malcom: For some fruit and flowers?
BC: Yeah, we charge you extra because no one likes you.
Malcom: I fail to see how your personal opinion should matter with the prices you charge.
BC: See this? This is my "I give a shit about what you're saying" face. Now pay up.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: the Tart of the Town, the Minx of Main Street, the Lady of the Evening*, Harmony's Harlot**, the guys want to be with her***, and jail-bait want to be her****... Ms. Meadow "I'm legal, honest" Thayler!
[insert Kermit the Frog "Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!" with arm flail here]
*and afternoon, and sometimes as much as twice in the morning
**Melody, Jasmine, Susan, and a few other school mates lay claim to her as well
***and most have already been with her. This goes for some females, too.
****because it's good to have goals in life
Death: YES, ANOTHER DOG. BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON I CANNOT DELEGATE THIS DUTY.
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Death: WELL, THERE'S PROBABLY BETTER THINGS I COULD BE DOING.
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Death: I LIKE CATS. I DO NOT MIND SHOWING UP FOR THEM.
Fix a shower, get fried.
Give the dog a bath, and no problems.
Logic, it fails.
Toby: No respect for the dead around here! I drown, and this pond is still here!
Sarinn: You didn't even drown in the pond.
Toby: Yeah, well the pool is still here.
Sarinn: Your girls use it all the time. Don't get bent out of shape because they can swim and you couldn't.
Toby: I knew how to swim!
Sarinn: Says the guy who drowned.
Toby: That's because someone threw me into the pool when I was exhausted!
Sarinn: Hey, if you had been hit with lightning like I had planned, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now.
Poor Alphonse. All he wanted was his bone, but he was too terrified of being stepped on by a smustling sim to get it.
So I found this in with my sims pics.
This is also the reason why I haven't updated until today.
If you have Bloodlines, and never played as a Malkavian, you MUST do so.
The following is a reason as to why playing an insane vampire is amusing:
Oh yes, a very powerful enemy, you stupid sign >=|
I figured the game distracted me for a few days, so it should distract you for a few moments, too.
Ana: It's not just "some old boot". You have no idea the history of this thing!
Ivy: Enlighten me.
Ana: This is a boot from the locker of Davy Jones, himself!
Ivy: Ew! Do not want stanky, locker smelling boot, kkthx.
BC: So, this customer comes up to me and he's like "I just found out my girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks"
Ebony: 36?! In a row?!
BC: I dunno.
Ebony: Who was he dating?
BC: Meadow? I don't know.
Ebony: What'd you say back to him?
BC: I might have kinda sorta asked him if that means he's number 36 or 37.
Ebony: That's... Not very compassionate.
BC: I couldn't help it
Amaya: I was taking a nap on the couch and the kids were still awake...
BC: Note to self: Do not sleep while daughter is awake.
Ebony: Well, the good news is, I got all the gum out of your hair...
I have no idea who this chick is.
But I'm guessing she's part of the black gen in her family.
Bear: This teenage witch made me fat years ago, and no matter what I do, I can't get fit again.
Ana: What'd you do to her?
Bear: I might have tried robbing their place >_>
Ana: Buy some flowers, go apologize to her. And hope she doesn't turn you into a frog.
Bear: *sigh* You think she'll turn me into a frog?
Ana: Well, I knew her sister. So... Yes.
Tange: That was ridiculously simple.
Sarinn: Oh! You wrote a best seller! Awesome.
Tange: Pfft it was easy. Vampires, unhealthy relationships, angst, sparkles... Teenage girls ate the shit up.
Sarinn: It could become a movie.
Tange: No way. I'd only want Brad Pitt for the lead, but after that real vampire movie he did, this crap would just ruin his career.
Aaaaaaand they're still trying for a baby.
Honestly, I'm starting to think they aren't really trying that hard.
The elevator claims it's first victim.
And right after that...
Pumpkin: *pops*
Sarinn: Holy shit, the elevator got you pregnant o_O
Pumpkin: More like what me & Sean did in the elevator the other day for me pregnant.
Sarinn: That explains why the elevator hates you.
Death: EBONY RAIN-BOW? IT IS YOUR TIME.
Ebony: Oh to hell with that.
Death: GIVE ME THAT! THIS ISN'T A TOY. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MAD THE PROPS PEOPLE GET IF ONE OF THESE BREAKS?
Ebony: My grandchild will be born in a couple days, jackass. I want to see it.
Death: IT IS YOUR TIME. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE. YOU CAN WATCH FROM THE AFTERLIFE.
Ebony: Fine. You better have it in hi-definition, though.
Hey, Cat, you got $59. lawl
Pumpkin: I put Mom's urn in the mausoleum.
Tange: That's good. But I still think we should go with my idea.
Pumpkin: I dunno.
Tange: How hard could it be to fly Mom's ashes somewhere?
Pumpkin: Where would you fly them to, anyways.
Tange: Hmmm.. Space probably. They didn't it for Gene Roddenberry, didn't they?
Pumpkin: Yeah, but Mom came from space. I'm sure she could have gone back if she wanted.
Sarinn: Ugh, you again?
Toby: I've had it with this lack of respect. See this? I piss on your legacy!
Sarinn: Um... Those are just puddles of water.
Toby: Is not! It's 100% ghost pee!
Sairnn: Yeah well, Ana's getting irked at all the weeds. I suggest you stop.
Sean: How about Tiberius?
Pumpkin: You're so not having anything to do with naming the kid.
Sean: What about James? James is a good, solid name.
Pumpkin: No.
Pumpkin: *screams*
Ana: No no no! Not the carpet!
Pumpkin: Aren't you cute!
Tange: omg I'm an aunt!
Sean: Hey, hey, am I the luckiest guy around or what?
Ana: For being an unemployed and uneducated father? Yeah, you did ok.
Baby: Um... Mom? Is this glow normal?
Good news: from here, it doesn't look like she got her father's nose. I hope.
Bad news: Another girl. Ok, not BAD news. Nor do I really mind.\
But Carbon's been the only guy born into this family in what? 4 generations?
What are the odds?
Oh, needed a name for the brown generation.
This is Fawn.
Ana: We should try to have a baby.
Tange: Um, that's a bit impossible for us.
Ana: Oh I know. I just said we should try. >=]
Here's something I haven't seen in a while. Someone becoming perma-plat.
Go Pumpkin!
With the birth of Fawn, Pumpkin & Sean start working on trying for their second kid.
We'll see if & when it happens.
Personally, I still think they aren't really trying.
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