Rain-Bow Legacy (Gen 4.3)
Warning: The following legacy contains swearing, crude humor, nudity, accidental death (kinda), shameless references, woohoo with mechanical objects and some sideboob.
Continued reading of this legacy may result in the total collapse of the space-time continuum for unknown reasons, though we assumed it's something quantum related.
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Updated family tree here
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Exams over an I can finally do an update that I don't feel rushed doing!
Last time: Ebony continued to grind out the badges, Pumpkin started dating her grandmother's high school fling, Ana's lack of nice points finally began showing, Tange lost the race for heir, and brilliantcat began working at the family business.
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After being declared heir, Pumpkin invited Sean over to celebrate in the hot tub.
And later in bed.
And on the couch.
It's a good thing I don't have a photobooth.
BC: What happened to those two stoners that always hung out in front of the store?
Ebony: Cops picked them up last night for selling fireworks to kids.
BC: Damn. I liked the loud one. He amused me.
BC: You came out? About time!
Customer: Yeah, I feel better now. Like a weight has been lifted. It's kinda hard right now, though.
BC: I can understand that. Being a gay in society today can be hard.
Customer: Well, yeah but I need to figure out how I'm going to tell my wife.
Jan: And then she called me a "little prissy bitch" because I told her I like Twilight more than Harry Potter.
BC: *continues to give The Look to Jan*
Ebony: Funny thing is, she's talking to me like I'm going to do something about it.
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It's kinda creepy when sims break the 4th wall
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And Ritsu died.
At least if I remember right this was Ritsu.
Damn school taking up all my time and making me forget.
Ebony: In no way do I think my life sucks because I was born into the black generation.
Zzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Ebony: Sure, I'm part alien. That doesn't mean I've been hiding a secret about how much I like the idea of getting probed.
The Chair; it knows all.
Pumpkin: Just cup it in one hand like this to hold it, and the other you just grab on and move up and down like this.
Tange: I tried that. But it just works out wrong all the time. My wrist end up hurting after a bit, too.
Pumpkin: Maybe Ana can help you? I'm sure she'd want to help.
Tange: I dunno. It's kind of embarrassing.
Pumpkin: Well, if you want to stop making lumpy mashed potatoes, she's probably the one you want.
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Get your mind out of the gutter, people :P
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Oh, hey, it's Ebony's birthday.
I forgot, but it's ok.
Black generation and all that.
Like ever birthday before, Ebony doesn't take it well.
As you can see, Ana shows deep concern for the person who created her.
Didn't bother to make her over or anything.
Why mess with something good?
Tange: Holy crap, you do have two eyes!
Pumpkin: Our birthday's soon and my patch doesn't have an adult mesh.
Tange: That sucks.
Pumpkin: That's what Sarinn thinks, too. Though his words were "Who the fuck makes an eye patch for teens but not elders?"
Customer: That plate. It's very... Canadian.
BC: How'd that get in here? Fucking Sarinn. Next thing you know he's going to get us saying "Eh?" and "aboot".
Customer: omgomgomg it's wonderful!
Ebony: I did it for the badge. Now go pay so I can keep skilling up.
Random Teen: I'm looking for something to share with the love of my life.
Ana: You're dating someone?
Random Teen: Not yet. He's a classmate. But I love him and want to be with him and have his babies and cook breakfast for him in nothing but an apron and -
Ana: I got it! You need that quilt over there!
Random Teen: That? It seems rather expensive...
Ana: It's perfect for you! You and your boy could wrap up in it together and cuddle all night!
Random Teen: I dunno... I haven't even told him I like him.
Ana: Even better! You could run at him and tackle him and roll around and get caught up in the blanket together and then you can confess your love!
Random Teen: OMG! That's a great idea!
Ana: See? Perfect for an unhealthy relationship such as you have right now!
Random Teen: I'll take it!
Ana: Just don't forget the rolling part. Preferably near stairs. Lots of stairs.
This picture serves no point other than I thought it looks kinda cool.
Screen shot: *bes cool*
Ok, stop that. Being cool because I said so is like someone's mother telling them they're cool.
Screen shot: *bes rejected*
Finally, like 4 freaking months later, the twins have their birthday.
I'd like to than Red River College for it taking this long.
Tange all grown up.
And she won't be moving out, because I wanted her for heir and Pumpkin beat her.
I'd say I'm fond of her, but Ana beats her at that (as you'll see later).
Poor Tange, always second place :(
And Pumpkin.
Yup, she defiantly got a lot from her mother.
Or possibly like the alien that probed Lavender.
A little bit of win from Anastasia. Not that maxing a servo's skills is all that hard.
Gotta keep them doing something while everyone else is asleep.
I recently heard this thing will cause sims to get abducted.
Then I found out that it only happens if they've been abducted one before normally.
Well, 5.5 more generations left to go.
Someone's bound to get abducted again.
Sean moved in, bringing $18,000 with him.
He was also a commander in the army.
Yeah, he quit that shit right fast.
Also, him & Pumpkin got engaged.
Welcome to the family, dude.
You'll have a better time than Toby.
What's this?
Did Toby finally get a bit of win out of his life that has been full of fail since becoming part of the family & the black generation?
Nope. Since the black gen must do the opposite of their LTW before trying to get their real LTW, he became an architect.
What he really wanted was to become the minister of education.
But I feel kinda bad for the dude.
So he's retiring and not going to be working at all.
Then again, I don't even know if he can become the minister of education as an elder.
Toby: YES! I DID IT! I BEAT THE SYSTEM!
Sean: What the fuck?
Pumpkin: No idea.
Toby: UP YOURS, BLACK GEN!
Toby: I'M GONNA SPEND MY RETIREMENT SITTING ON MY ASS DOING NOTHING!
Sean: Why is your dad yelling at 3am?
Toby: LET'S SEE YOU FUCK UP MY LIFE WHEN I'M NOT DOIN' SHIT!
Pumpkin: I'll be back. I think he's been drinking again.
Tange: Can you two keep it down at night? Playing doctor is fine, but I don't need to hear it.
Sean: Hey, it's not me you're hearing.
Pumpkin: You're one to talk, Sis. I heard you call out a certain girl's name the other night.
Tange: Ack! Shut up! I don't want Mom to know who it is!
Ana: TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!
BC: What was that about?
Ana: The town bicycle was hanging out front hitting on all the customers.
BC: Ugh, you'd think Meadow Thayler would have something better to do.
Customer: Let me get this straight, you don't like Christmas because of Santa?
Ebony: He's a pedo. I mean, seriously. "Sit on my lap little girl and tell Santa what he can do for you."
Customer: But... that's just Santa. He's not even a real person.
Ebony: That's the worst thing! He's the product of society's imagination!
Ana: And if you buy the vase, I'll throw in this girl for free!
Customer: Um, I'm not for sale.
Ana: Fine! You can rent her hourly!
BC: How was everything?
Customer: Uh, ok. This is kind of a weird place.
BC: You get used to it. It was worse when there was a video store next door. The employees there hung out here all the time.
Customer: There was a video store? What happened to it?
BC: Burned down. Someone left the coffee pot on all night.
Ana: So, you take the chocolate covered strawberries and - Wait, you're getting this down, right?
Reviewer: Yes! This is gold, keep going!
Ana: Just want to make sure you don't miss anything.
lawl
That night, Toby was scared by three ghosts in a row.
Surprisingly, he didn't die.
Sarinn: Don't even think about it, Az.
Azure: I had enough fun with Carbon. Besides, there's a storm rolling in.
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It was at this point, I realized the house was almost full (a puppy had been born) and I'd need room for kids.
Yet I didn't want to move Tange out. And I'd be damned if I'm killing off Ebony.
So, at 6am, at the start of the short thunder storm, I threw Toby into the pool.
Water + lightning = dead sim by electrocution
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Erm.
It didn't quite work out like I planned.
Death: THIS IS A FIRST. A DROWNED SIM AND THE LADDER HASN'T BEEN TAKEN AWAY.
Sarinn: It was an accident. Kinda. Look, can't you just tell the PTB to undo this and forget about it?
Death: YES, HE'S HERE. YES, I'LL TELL HIM.
Death: THE POWERS THAT BE SAY "ENJOY MOPPING UP THE PUDDLES."
Sarinn: Fuck.
During all that, the shower broke.
Without thinking (because I was busy with Death) I didn't pay attention to who I got to fix the shower.
Ana ran to Sean and Pumpkin for help but they were too busy to notice.
I mean, when you're busy having sex, noticing a smoking, sparking, loudly chirping servo doing an Exorcist head spin is easy to miss.
Ah crap.
Well, it's not like she can get any worse, right?
Pumpkin: Oh, hey Ana!
Ana: *Shoots electricity everywhere*
If there was one good thing, it's that Pumpkin was too busy with the dance bar to actually get electrocuted.
She even had the "Get electrocuted" thing all queued up.
The dance bar possibly saved her life.
Sean: Do you think she's still under warranty?
Pumpkin: *giggles* Not funny.
Sean: Yeah I can fix her. It'll just take some time.
Pumpkin: Mom's still fishing. But hurry, she'll kill me if she sees Ana like this.
Ana: You fixed me!
Sean: *Relationship++*
Ana: And I'm not missing any parts! *Relationship++*
Oh, hey, there's a memory for this.
I had no idea. First time a servo ever broke on me.
And this is where Ana won points over Tange.
Ana adorableness > Tange adorableness
When she woke up, I went AFK to get a coffee and some food.
I mean, how much can happen in 5 minutes?
Apparently, in 5 minutes Ana can go from "Recovering from melt down" to "Making out with Tange right after she wakes up"
I never saw this coming.
Well, at least I have a good excuse to not move Tange out.
Sarinn: *glares at ACR*
ACR: *pretends to be innocent*
And the first kiss quickly moves onto something more.
In Pumpkin's bed.
Tange: Ack! We have to clean this up before my sister gets up here!
Ana: No problem. I'll have it taken care of in a few minutes. She won't even know what we did.
Tange: This will take more than a couple minutes to clean!
Ana: Nah. I'll get Sarinn to buy a new bed. Problem solved.
New bed for the new (unplanned) couple.
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End of update
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