Rain-Bow Legacy (Gen 3.4)
Warning: The following legacy contains swearing, death, Death, and innuendos.
If ingested, do not contact poison control, feel free to induce vomiting. Legacy may take 4 - 6 applications before effects may be noticed.
Effects may include bouts of laughter, snickering, sighing, groaning, and the urge to feel sorry for Sarinn's lack of a real video card.
Forgot something (I know I did): Rain-Bow Archive
Rain-Bow Family Tree: In all it's 1.1MB, LJ layout breaking glory
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Whoo! First update in months! Damn college keeping me too busy to have more time on my hands. *shakes fist at college*
Last time: Carb was bit by the LotP, and proceeded to make his sister's date wet himself. Ebony found out that despite being heir, she can't kick Carb out of the house, and Lav continued to monopolize the hot tub with Rose.
Carb: Look, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean you can keep jumping out of the tub. You think I like taking baths and smelling like wet dog? No! But I still do it! And if I have to, you do, too!
Ebony finally finished her servo. She's still working on sewing, and just starting flower arranging.
Lav: Personally, I'm glad I won't be around to see grandchildren. The next generation is going to be full of artistic hippies.
Romance Sim 101: Anything can be hit on.
Carb: Ok, sis, this shit has to stop.
Ebony: What the hell did I do this time?
Carb: You spend 90% of your time wandering around in your underwear! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? Last thing I need to see every minute of every day is my little sister in her under-roos! FFS, put on a bra at least!
Ebony: Ew, doggie breath! =X
Decided to take Ebony out to try to find her a guy.
Malcom: All that banging, and no tilt? Impressive hip work.
Ebony: Uh... I'm gay.
Malcom: Really?
Ebony: No, but I will be if you keep talking to me.
Sadly, the night continued with her dealing with every drunken, fugly, moron EAxis created.
Dude: I can tell you're an alien. You've abducted my heart.
Ebony: *groans*
Such a waste of perfectly good alcohol :(
Dude: Oh gods, that was a Prairie Fire! It burns!
Ebony: Oh, hey, that guy that just walked in is cute!
Prairie Fire: One of the most hellish shots known to man. Consists of Tequila and Tabasco sauce. The amount of Tabasco varies depending on 1) how much you want your friend to throw up or 2) How much the bartender hates you.
This is Toby. Ebony and Toby hit it off very well, even if Eb had to head home a bit after meeting him.
I know, I know, she could have done better.
I won't lie, with how long it's been since I played the Sims, I was anxious to get Ebony knocked up.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Carb: She builds this thing, and the just lets it collect dust. WTF?
Sarinn: I think she was waiting to have kids so it could help around the house.
Carb: Bah, it can help around the house now.
Carb: Woah! For a cyclops, you look damn good!
Ebony: The hell are you doing? She wasn't supposed to be activated yet!
Carb: You spent months building it! It was a waste to keep it here!
Ebony: She doesn't have a personality yet. I haven't finished building it. Go chase a parked car while I fix this.
Serva: Skin.sys finished loading. RealClothing.txt loaded. All systems functional. Requesting host name parameter.
Ebony: Anastasia.
Anastasia: Host name accepted. Requesting personality to be loaded at this time. Insert personality boot disk now.
Ebony: Shit. I don't have one built yet.
Sarinn: Well... I have an idea.
Sarinn: Just stick your head in there. It should load a personality perfectly for you.
Anastasia: Complying.
Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sarinn: did the personality load ok?
Anastasia: Yes. I am curious about one thing, however.
Sarinn: Oh?
Anastasia: What is "grilled cheese"?
Meanwhile, Lav has been coming up with creative ways to kill sims in Sims3.
Because killing sims is evil, and only evil people would ever do such a thing.
Right? >_>
Someone in this house has to do something for money. Carb got elected, and is now working as a cop.
I'm thinking his goal is going to be to get in with the K-9 unit.
Gov't employees. Nothing phases them.
Mailman: What? You think I'm gonna say anything and risk my pension? To hell with that.
I love these things. Mainly due to the fact that my trash can won't get kicked over when I'm not paying attention.
Toby dropped over. This is the first time I've ever seen Ebony act like this, so I let her have her way.
It also seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lavender: You're late.
Death: SORRY. UH... IMPORTANT WORK AT THE OFFICE.
Lavender: And your office normally has scantily dressed young women dancing around?
Death: WELL... THE OFFICE JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY. ONE MOMENT SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT EVIL WITCHES DYING, THE NEXT MOMENT DRINKS WITH LITTLE PAPER UMBRELLAS START BEING PASSED AROUND. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
Lavender: I most certainly do not know how it is. I also most certainly know that it's rude to keep a lady waiting. Or do you people not have manners over on the other side?
Death: NO! I MEAN - YES, OF COURSE WE DO. LOOK, I'M SORRY, OK. LET ME TAKE YOUR BAG AND WE'LL BE OFF.
Lavender: That's much better. I'm sure your mother didn't raise you to be a rude Death, now did she?
Death: UH... NO?
Lavender: Of course she didn't. Come now, I've been waiting long enough. Oh, and I'll take one of those drinks with the umbrellas, if you don't mind.
And Lavender's urn gets put in it's place.
The first evil witch I've ever had. She will be missed T_T
Anastasia: Good morning. You can turn around and get back into your primitive, fossil fuel burning, environmentally unfriendly, motorized vehicle and return to your place of employment. Your presence is no longer required at this residence.
Main: Huh? Once more in simlish, please?
Anastasia: *still smiling* You've been replaced by a machine. You're fired. Have a good day.
This comes about from having been caught urinating on a fire hydrant.
*queue '70s pr0n music*
If this isn't the look of someone who's rather satisfied about just getting laid, I don't know what is.
Oh, and despite being both knowledge sims, it would seem protection was not used.
Welcome to the Black Gen, Toby. I see you're already fitting in well.
Remember how I said Carbon would pay for smashing Azure's urn when he was a kid?
Azure had revenge in mind, too, it would seem.
Surprisingly, Carbon didn't die of fright, but starvation.
While this was going on, I didn't notice Rose also died. Death didn't go over to her or anything after. She just *poofed* and her gold urn was sitting in her place. :-(
Toby: You're sure you're pregnant?
Ebony: Yeah, I'm sure. This is bad?
Toby: No! I'm just surprised. I figured with you being an alien and all... Well...
Ebony: It's not all about the probing, Toby.
Anastasia: I don't see how procreation is efficient. After birth finally happens, individual infants have to learn how to walk, talk, etc. Building would me more efficient, would it not? Walking and talking would be learned in seconds simply by having the appropriate files loaded in.
Toby: Humans just don't work that way, Ana. It's... Kinda built into all races to procreate this way.
Anastasia: Not all races. Ebony is not human. Her species is advanced, and do not procreate the same.
Ebony: I'd hardly call a race that sticks shit up another race's ass "advanced".
Wanting to understand more about infants and child raising, Ana took the advice of Toby and Ebony and began researching parenting.
Plus it gave her something to do between midnight and 7am.
To brilliantcat : See? Even sims agree that boobs make good pillows!
Toby: The fuck is with all the grilled cheese?
Anastasia: I enjoy making them.
Toby: Oh. Um. Right.
It's now official. A servo knows more about parenting than a nanny.
Yet, despite this knowledge, I later learned that a servo cannot teach a toddler to be potty trained.
Walking, talking , and nursery rhymes? Yes. Potty training? No.
wtg EAxins :|
I have yet to have a pregnant sim die from being scared by a ghost.
However, this came dangerously close.
Thankfully, there was a boat load of grilled cheese in the fridge, and a couch near the kitchen.
Sadly, the shower had to wait until morning.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys...
A few days (and one bad Village People joke later) Ebony went into labor.
In the bathroom.
Show of hands, now. Who's shocked?
Toby: This is wonderful! D:
Anastasia: This is disgusting. =X
Toby: My baby's giving birth! D:
Anastasia: I'm going to have to clean that up =X
Twin girls. Again.
The hell is it with my family and girls?
Pumpkin Rain-Bow
Tangerine Rain-Bow
Neither inherited Ebony's alien-ness :(
I've never had a sim autonomously play with babies before, not even family sims :o
Granted, technically Ana's a servo, but still.
And now we skip ahead 3 days. Because nothing interesting happened beyond Anastasia proving she's better at taking care of kids than nannies.
It seems Tange got her Mom's eye shape.
And Pumpkin, who kinda scares me.
Got the orange gen dressed in proper clothes.
I'm not sure what to do with Ana.
She was built and activated during the black gen. But she was built and activated by members of that gen.
So I have no clue if she'd fall into the black or orange generation.
Or even if she'd count as being part of a generation.
Meh, I'll just let her float around and do her own thing.
Toybox: nom nom nom
Family nursery rhyme session!
Sadly, it would seem that servos don't actually sing it, even though they teach it. :(
It was getting late and I forgot to get any pics of the kids as toddlers.
Did get a shot of both of them aging at the same time at least!
Yup, Tangerine got her mom's eye shape all right.
And everything else from her father.
And some extra maxis fugliness to boot.
Maybe she'll grow out of it.
Pumpkin, however, has improved.
Still, I probably should have taken the time to find someone better than Toby.
Ah well, I was in a rush to get to the next gen and as I've said a few times:
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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end of update
Hopefully I'll be able to update again sooner. TBH, I didn't want to wait like 2 bloody months to do this one.
Thanks for reading!
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