Rain-Bow Legacy (Gen 2.5)
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Warning: The following legacy contains foul language, alien probing, and humor relating to such events.. The contents contained below are fictional. Any relation to anyone living or deceased are purely coincidental, and the author (Sarinn) will very happily point & laugh at anyone claiming to have been probed by "little green men".
The author also wishes to apologize to any vertically challenged, extraterrestrial persons by saying: "Honestly, I believe that if you exist, you have better things to do than stick shit up our collective asses."
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Last update: Lav started down the road to becoming the town bicycle in an attempt to find a sperm donor. Rose began her life of crime, while taking a view of "If I don't see it, it's not happening" to her lover's excessive woohooing.
Rose: Can we get married yet?
Lavender: Sure, I know you've been wanting this for a while.
Rose: Really? :o
Lavender: Really. I'll make some calls and we'll do it today.
Lavender: Erm... Maybe it's best for me to just invite my sister.
Sarinn: You think?
Rose: Gods, Lav, that dress is perfect! Shows off your assets perfectly.
Lavender: *tries not to smile*
Lavender: You know I still need to have a kid, right? Rules and all.
Rose: It's fine, really. I like kids anyways.
Lavender: I promise it'll only be one, though.
Foreshadowing anyone?
Dutch and Miho grew up. I still wish the puppy stage lasted more than 3 days :-\
Amethyst: Who are these people?
Sarinn: The maid and the gardener.
Amethyst: I hope they're not getting paid to be here.
Rings were exchanged as pink and white petals fell from an arch that had neither pick nor white flowers.
The two started dancing right after.
Happy Dance? Urge to move after standing still and reciting vows and shit for so long?
I'll leave it to you to decide.
Out of sympathy, Lavender gave her twin Miho so she'd have some company.
Amethyst: I'm going to be single forever! *cries*
Amethyst: Let me get this right, you're a bank robber.
Rose: Yup.
Amethyst: And no one here has a problem with this?
Lavender: I'm an agent of the SimCity Intellegence Agency. Local matters are not my concern.
Gardener: They pay me well to just trim bushes. I wouldn't rat her out.
Amethyst: Well, you must be good at trimming, or they wouldn't keep you around.
Lavender: Pervert.
Oh, hey, no need to worry about the "Woohoo 20 sims" LTW now ^_^
Rose: Ew, gods, I stink!
Lavender: Deoderant, dear. Use it.
wooo!
*random pic of Lav after the wedding*
Lavender: Hey, JJ! Rose is out. How'd you like to come over? I need a kid still.
One romp in the hottub and finally chimes sounded as she got pregnant.
Lavender: OMG! Finally! Thank you! *squishy-boobie-hugs JJ*
JJ: *struggles to breathe*
Rose: "I have a good idea!" he says. "I'll get the wallets!" he says.
Sarinn: Bad night at work?
Rose: He just had to rob a guy with a wallet saying "Badass Motherfucker"
They need an Agent 86 rank imo. Or atleast a 007 rank.
srsly need maternity clothes.
Rose: When you're big, I'll teach you how to crack locks -
Lavender: I can teach it that.
Rose: - and how to sneak past cameras -
Lavender: I can do that.
Rose: - and how to slip past motion sensors.
Lavender: I can do that, too.
SimCity intellegence Agency & Professional Theives. The difference is semantics.
Lavender: Hmmm... Says here the Landgraabs's were robbed last night.
Rose: I had nothing to do with that. >_>
Rose: Breathe! or.. wait, was it push?
Lavender: Oh gods, why didn't I listen in those classes?
Rose: Breathe and push at the same time maybe?
Gerdener: HOLY SHIT!
Baby boy Carbon!
Now if only I could figure out where the red hair came from.
Rose: Awww we're mommies!
Lavender: *rocks out* Motherrrrr / Tell your children not to walk my way / Tell your children not to hear my words...
Rose: Boo! I'm here to kidnap you!
Carbon: *looks up at Rose*
Rose: Ok, I'm kidding. No one's kidnapping anyone tonight. Time for bed, sport.
Then again...
Lavender: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Sarinn: You're SCIA! You're an MIB! It's right up your alley!
Lavender: That's not my department!
Lavender: Please don't take me! I have a baby!
Sarinn: I don't think they're listening.
Lavender: But... but... I haven't done anything like this with Rose yet. :(
And this pops up right after Lavender gets sucked away by the aliens.
I won't lie.
I lol'd in RL at seeing it.
3 hours later...
Newspaper Girl: *sighs* Nothing interesting ever happens.
Lavender: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -
Newspaper Girl: *looks up*
Lavender: aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *splats*
Newspaper Girl: Oh, a witch being returned by aliens. Like I haven't seen that in all my years of delivering papers. *eyeroll*
Lavender: I can't feel my ass.
Lavender: And aliens don't use lube >=|
Rose: Holy shit, my girl was just probed by aliens!
Sarinn: She's going to be ok. You'll take care of her, I'm sure.
Rose: But... What if she liked it? D:
Alien Pilot: Mothership, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby of test subject #0069's domicile.
Mothership: That's a negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern's full.
Alien Pilot: *does so anyways*
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Cookies for anyone that gets that one.
Hint: Film was done in 1986.
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Rose: Sweetie, are you ok? What happened? Can I do anything?
Lavender: I think I need a Mommy.
Rose: *smiles* Well, you're in luck, I technically happen to be one.
Lavender: And a pillow might help, too. And Ice. Lots of ice.
Lavender: It still hurts *cries*
Sarinn: And you're burning your breakfast.
Lavender: And I'm burning my breakfast *cries more*
Lavender: Hi Dad! Hi Mom!
Pre / Post make-over Carbon.
Not too damn shabby imo.
All smiles and laughter, totaly unaware of the fail that's going to greet him when he's older.
Lavender: - and the witch, knowing of the children's wickedness, threw them into the oven and shut the door.
Carbon: O_O
Lavender: And that's why children should be good and listen to witches.
Only a toddler, and he's already expressing his angst through art.
Oh! I forgot I still had this sitting around.
*doesn't bother to delete it*
Though the black generation is supposed to not get along with family members, Rose and Carbon play with each other ALL THE BLOODY TIME. Ah well, the rest of his life is potentially going to suck. He might as well make the most of it now.
Oh, hey! Lav is giving birth right where she was abducted from.
Ebony Rain-Bow!
The first alien spawn I've actually played with despite having Sims for years.
Due to the fact that nothing in the house happened over the next 3 days, let's just skip ahead to the birthdays.
So close, yet so far, Carbon.
Ebony hit toddlerhood.
And... Really, I owe brilliantcat and her PT's for Ebony looking this adorable.
Much <3 for her.
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End of update!
next update... Uh.. idk, I haven't played since Ebony hit toddler.
Either way, thanks for reading!
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