7th Period
Today was freaking hysterical.
So first I'm discussing with my best friend what sort of boyfriend Second Season Boyfriend (that's how I refer to Kurt's scheduled boyfriend) should be. We're thinking about it and I point to our friend Aaron, who is a total goof and often does marginally gay things for teh lulz. "An actually gay version of Aaron would work." He's not listening. He's rubbing his man-tit. Jessie points this out to me. She and I start laughing hysterically.
So then this girl Brittany (and she's like Glee Brittany) walks up to me and goes, "Wait. I've been meaning to ask. Why the heck was your boyfriend in the girls' bathroom with you?"
Jessie and I are practically crying with laughter at this point and Aaron is trying to explain for us since we can't talk. Eventually we manage to explain that Adrian is a transsexual and we brought him in the girls' room because that's where he's used to going, but I'd been calling him my boyfriend. So half the class and my teacher are like "OMFG MOAR PLZ" because they're incredibly interested and confused, and I'm cracking up still. But the funniest part was that Brittany and I were both oblivious to that fact until about five minutes after we'd all exited the bathroom. We all walked out of there, completely ignoring the fact that there was a "guy" in the girls' room until it suddenly clicked.
So then it gets worse. I tell Aaron and Jessie that I've discovered that I forget to spell and my limbs often go numb when I read too much fanfiction. Or porn, whatever they want to call it, and Aaron's like, "no, you know what's funny? Porn bloopers."
Now, I've never heard of or thought of this, but now that I've got the idea, it seems like it is probably incredibly funny and I can't wait to watch it. Or... write a fic about it. XD
So he's telling us about this one he was watching. It's these two madly buff guys going at it with each other and the one guy's got his dick up the other's ass. Now, to anyone who's had sex with a guy, you know it sometimes slips, and if you don't realize IMMEDIATELY it slipped and readjust it, said dick might be in for a world of hurt.
This guy slipped and smashes his dick into the other guy's butt cheek and starts wailing like a four year old.
This is funny. The hysterical part is that Aaron is showing us how the one guy was humping the other, like we don't know what it looks like.
The part that makes us laugh so hard we cry is when the teacher looks over and exclaims, "DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and Aaron stops with an "oh shit" look.
So first I'm discussing with my best friend what sort of boyfriend Second Season Boyfriend (that's how I refer to Kurt's scheduled boyfriend) should be. We're thinking about it and I point to our friend Aaron, who is a total goof and often does marginally gay things for teh lulz. "An actually gay version of Aaron would work." He's not listening. He's rubbing his man-tit. Jessie points this out to me. She and I start laughing hysterically.
So then this girl Brittany (and she's like Glee Brittany) walks up to me and goes, "Wait. I've been meaning to ask. Why the heck was your boyfriend in the girls' bathroom with you?"
Jessie and I are practically crying with laughter at this point and Aaron is trying to explain for us since we can't talk. Eventually we manage to explain that Adrian is a transsexual and we brought him in the girls' room because that's where he's used to going, but I'd been calling him my boyfriend. So half the class and my teacher are like "OMFG MOAR PLZ" because they're incredibly interested and confused, and I'm cracking up still. But the funniest part was that Brittany and I were both oblivious to that fact until about five minutes after we'd all exited the bathroom. We all walked out of there, completely ignoring the fact that there was a "guy" in the girls' room until it suddenly clicked.
So then it gets worse. I tell Aaron and Jessie that I've discovered that I forget to spell and my limbs often go numb when I read too much fanfiction. Or porn, whatever they want to call it, and Aaron's like, "no, you know what's funny? Porn bloopers."
Now, I've never heard of or thought of this, but now that I've got the idea, it seems like it is probably incredibly funny and I can't wait to watch it. Or... write a fic about it. XD
So he's telling us about this one he was watching. It's these two madly buff guys going at it with each other and the one guy's got his dick up the other's ass. Now, to anyone who's had sex with a guy, you know it sometimes slips, and if you don't realize IMMEDIATELY it slipped and readjust it, said dick might be in for a world of hurt.
This guy slipped and smashes his dick into the other guy's butt cheek and starts wailing like a four year old.
This is funny. The hysterical part is that Aaron is showing us how the one guy was humping the other, like we don't know what it looks like.
The part that makes us laugh so hard we cry is when the teacher looks over and exclaims, "DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and Aaron stops with an "oh shit" look.