The story begins one fateful evening when my boyfriend gave me strep throat. It's a bizarre start to the story, I know, but bear with me.
I get a lot of upper respiratory infections, some of the potentially-deadly variety, so I was whining about it to
rusting_roses . She asked if there was anything she could do. I told her to mail me some aspirin (but knowing the US mail system, despite the fact that she lives only a few states away from me, I'd have probably been better by the time it got here =/). Then I amended that and asked her to write some
smut and she did and it was fantastic. We had discussed the contents of this, and I expressed a desire for a slutty!bottom!Blaine who initially was like, "I AM GOING TO WIN AT SEX!" but, being Blaine, inevitably pulls a fail out of his back pocket instead of a condom. Kurt eyerolls and proceeds to awesomely take awesome control, because Kurt is awesome.
Aaaaaaand that's where we lost me.
You see, while that is
my first Klaine smut I've ever written, I am certainly no stranger to smut. I wrote it profusely in multiple fandoms from the ages of approximately 12 through 15. That's three years that I couldn't stop writing it. I compulsively write smut. As I told
rusting_roses , she's awoken the Dracula of porn. Now, if only I could learn to finish things.
On to the meta:
There's a lot of argument about bottom!Kurt and top!Kurt in our comm, and a lot of people make the very convincing argument that Kurt's personality just says bottom. And you know what? I agree. However, I think people forget: just because Kurt is a bottom, it doesn't mean that his partner is automatically a top. With pairings like Puckurt, for example, it's a given that he's most likely a top. However, the more I look at Blaine, the more I think he's a bottom too. He's much less forward than Kurt, so I feel that when it comes down to it, Kurt would predominantly top in their relationship, if only because Blaine won't.