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I had this dream last night, I was living someplace near an ocean and a freeway, by myself. This chick appears out of nowhere, looking for some cash. She claims she is an environmental consultant, working on a local project. She's expecting to get paid handsomely, but first she needs to pay off some subcontractors to get to the next step in the project. She's really short. I ask her about it, overestimating her size at 4'11. She says she's actually 4'7. The more we talk, the more doubts I have about her story. It keeps changing in subtle ways, and I sense that she's making it up as she goes along. I finally accuse her outright of being a fraud, and she TURNS INTO A FROG, and then hops away faster than I could run.
Having lost the frog / chick in a gully with a creek near my house, I return to house to find someone waiting there for me. This scruffy, skinny guy starts giving me this story about how he's down on his luck and needs some money to get by. He's even less believable than the chick, and I don't have any patients left, so I tell him to go away. Going inside the house, I find another stranger, along with the frog lady. They pick up some of my stuff and take off out the back. I follow them to another house, where they hole up. I wait outside and begin talking to the neighbors, who all seem nice and well adjusted. At some point, I wander onto the freeway, trying to chase the frauds and flag down passing motorists. No one stops, but several people call 911 and report a crazy dude on the freeway chasing some people, who then turn into animals and get away. 911 thinks that these people are crazy and / or messing with them, but ignore it. Homeland Security / NSA has run into these three before, and picks up the pieces that 911 drops, sending agents out to my house.. but I'm not there, I'm at the perps' house, laying siege. I wish I could remember what animals the two dudes turn into, I sorta think one was a weasel or a ferret.
Having lost the frog / chick in a gully with a creek near my house, I return to house to find someone waiting there for me. This scruffy, skinny guy starts giving me this story about how he's down on his luck and needs some money to get by. He's even less believable than the chick, and I don't have any patients left, so I tell him to go away. Going inside the house, I find another stranger, along with the frog lady. They pick up some of my stuff and take off out the back. I follow them to another house, where they hole up. I wait outside and begin talking to the neighbors, who all seem nice and well adjusted. At some point, I wander onto the freeway, trying to chase the frauds and flag down passing motorists. No one stops, but several people call 911 and report a crazy dude on the freeway chasing some people, who then turn into animals and get away. 911 thinks that these people are crazy and / or messing with them, but ignore it. Homeland Security / NSA has run into these three before, and picks up the pieces that 911 drops, sending agents out to my house.. but I'm not there, I'm at the perps' house, laying siege. I wish I could remember what animals the two dudes turn into, I sorta think one was a weasel or a ferret.