Funnies for the week, and a small update.
First, I give you your funnies. Cut, of course. Hope these bring a smile to your face.
"Sara is uber-bendy, Sara is fun, Sara is the benevolent dictator of several small post-colonial nations, and she also likes cinnamon… a lot… on corn… and everything else. Did I mention she is bendy? And she speaks Russian… and bendy Russian-speaking benevolent dictators are always good to have around." -Taylor. (No, that's not from this week, but it just deserves to go up there.)
Me: Go collaborate. Figure out what joint gift you two lovebirds are getting for my birthday.
Kat: Lovebirds? Oh no. I'm not going near that with a ten-foot pole.
"I'm thinking of working on some multiple personalities." -Chris Pederson
"how in the name of allah can i manage to burn a hole in one sheet while the rest of the load stays soaking wet? riddle me THAT, bat-fuck!" -Shannon.
"Life is like a firey gingerbread man on a pogostick." -Matt Pieper
"You and me are both muscular. We drown if we die." -Sam.
Sam: That's not edible!
Me: Yeah, but it still tastes good. *grin*
From an interview with Voltaire. (He is cool and witty and awesome music.)
Interviewer: What would your idea of Hell be?
Voltaire: Have you ever sat in the Department of Motor Vehicles waiting for a license for twelve hours?
Voltaire: If you can run around the house in a devil costume playing funny songs, chances are you're not going to have the same fear and awe for the devil that you would if you were afraid to mention his name. That's entertainment, folks.
As for life, I'm very much looking forward to my birthday and subsequent party on Friday. Trying to keep tabs on RSVPs, it's looking to be at least 20 people. Thank (insert deity here) that we'll have the house. Yes, folks, that's right, Sam has the house open, hurrah!! A warning for all: there will be no alcohol. The exception being wine and champagne perhaps for a birthday toast. No drinking, I don't want that at my party. Tough. And it will be enforced.
Okay, enough of me being hard-ass, plans for today: get black paint and finish up the walls. Lay the carpet down. Go get a bed. Help Sam do his hair color, steal some for my own head. Go get my nose piercing! Tonight = unknown. But it will be good. I'm really excited about the beds. *grin* Hurrah!
People, if you want to come and help decorate my walls, feel free. I'd like to see what you're planning on doing first so I can approve it, but I'd love to have the work of my friends across my walls.
In other news, the Riel creature is going to be doing a tidy bit of traveling... road trip March 17-19 to Duluth with Sam and Co. Then going to Seattle with Sam for ... I think I'll be gone a month. Then sometime this summer we're going to London for 3 weeks. *happy sigh* Life is good.
Thanks for listening, kids. Hope to see everyone Friday.
"Sara is uber-bendy, Sara is fun, Sara is the benevolent dictator of several small post-colonial nations, and she also likes cinnamon… a lot… on corn… and everything else. Did I mention she is bendy? And she speaks Russian… and bendy Russian-speaking benevolent dictators are always good to have around." -Taylor. (No, that's not from this week, but it just deserves to go up there.)
Me: Go collaborate. Figure out what joint gift you two lovebirds are getting for my birthday.
Kat: Lovebirds? Oh no. I'm not going near that with a ten-foot pole.
"I'm thinking of working on some multiple personalities." -Chris Pederson
"how in the name of allah can i manage to burn a hole in one sheet while the rest of the load stays soaking wet? riddle me THAT, bat-fuck!" -Shannon.
"Life is like a firey gingerbread man on a pogostick." -Matt Pieper
"You and me are both muscular. We drown if we die." -Sam.
Sam: That's not edible!
Me: Yeah, but it still tastes good. *grin*
From an interview with Voltaire. (He is cool and witty and awesome music.)
Interviewer: What would your idea of Hell be?
Voltaire: Have you ever sat in the Department of Motor Vehicles waiting for a license for twelve hours?
Voltaire: If you can run around the house in a devil costume playing funny songs, chances are you're not going to have the same fear and awe for the devil that you would if you were afraid to mention his name. That's entertainment, folks.
As for life, I'm very much looking forward to my birthday and subsequent party on Friday. Trying to keep tabs on RSVPs, it's looking to be at least 20 people. Thank (insert deity here) that we'll have the house. Yes, folks, that's right, Sam has the house open, hurrah!! A warning for all: there will be no alcohol. The exception being wine and champagne perhaps for a birthday toast. No drinking, I don't want that at my party. Tough. And it will be enforced.
Okay, enough of me being hard-ass, plans for today: get black paint and finish up the walls. Lay the carpet down. Go get a bed. Help Sam do his hair color, steal some for my own head. Go get my nose piercing! Tonight = unknown. But it will be good. I'm really excited about the beds. *grin* Hurrah!
People, if you want to come and help decorate my walls, feel free. I'd like to see what you're planning on doing first so I can approve it, but I'd love to have the work of my friends across my walls.
In other news, the Riel creature is going to be doing a tidy bit of traveling... road trip March 17-19 to Duluth with Sam and Co. Then going to Seattle with Sam for ... I think I'll be gone a month. Then sometime this summer we're going to London for 3 weeks. *happy sigh* Life is good.
Thanks for listening, kids. Hope to see everyone Friday.