"Sane Ideas for Insane Times"
Mom sent this to me. I think it's funny enough to share. What's even better is that I've actually done some of these.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over an intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3. Anytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all of your checks, write, "For Marijuana."
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk. See how many looks you get.
7. When you go out to eat, order a diet water.
8. When you go to a drive-through restaurant, specify that your order is to go.
9. When you go to an opera, sing along..
10. If you are invited to a party, tell your friends at least five days in advance that you cannot attend because you have a headache.
11. When your money comes out of the ATM, loudly scream, "I Won! I Won!"
12. When leaving a zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
13. Tell you children over dinner: "Due to the bad economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy. Go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over an intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3. Anytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all of your checks, write, "For Marijuana."
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk. See how many looks you get.
7. When you go out to eat, order a diet water.
8. When you go to a drive-through restaurant, specify that your order is to go.
9. When you go to an opera, sing along..
10. If you are invited to a party, tell your friends at least five days in advance that you cannot attend because you have a headache.
11. When your money comes out of the ATM, loudly scream, "I Won! I Won!"
12. When leaving a zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
13. Tell you children over dinner: "Due to the bad economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy. Go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.