Cheering myself up with funny quotes from friends.
It's been too long since I posted one. Here we are...
"Sleep: the only thing you don't have to be awake to enjoy." -Ivan.
"Fry, try to understand. You're a man, and I'm a woman. We're just too different." -Leela, from Futurama.
"No apartment is complete without a scythe. I mean, what if you get the urge to harvest some wheat at 3 AM?" -Rafi.
Andy: Can the public edit it? (my Google Calendar)
Me. No, silly.
Andy: ...cause then I could put in "Call Andy..." then a few weeks down the line... "Post some writing online, you pinky swore", then in like 2009... "You PINKY SWORE, you lying *****, get it UP THERE" ... (to be deleted when you post something)
"i feel like a kid waking up the morning after a massive sugar and caffeine bender, all crashed out, sticky, and satisfied." -Addambombb
"I want my skull back, you vicious and viscous goo!" -Dante.
"I just want to tell you that you're an amazing person and that anyone who finds reason to dislike you must have sustained multiple head injuries. Even then, that's pushing the limit." -Rafi.
"You are like a little bendy toy who I can manipulate, bend, twist and knot in every direction!" -Andy, on stretching me.
"So good night, and sleep tight, and don't let the vampires bite... oh well, at least, don't let the vampires kill you. Biting may very well be enjoyable." -Me.
"Well, most guys have no problem with their girlfriend's clothes falling to the floor, why not take it one step further?" -Rafi. (Skin falling to the floor... the sexiness of undead girlfriends.)
"[The main difference between the book Beowulf and the movie was] Beowulf only killed the monsters. He did not fuck them." -Brian Anderson.
"I would also like to see you DJing, well, specifically dancing around in the DJ booth with big earphone on. Because that would be cute." -Emery.
"Sleep: the only thing you don't have to be awake to enjoy." -Ivan.
"Fry, try to understand. You're a man, and I'm a woman. We're just too different." -Leela, from Futurama.
"No apartment is complete without a scythe. I mean, what if you get the urge to harvest some wheat at 3 AM?" -Rafi.
Andy: Can the public edit it? (my Google Calendar)
Me. No, silly.
Andy: ...cause then I could put in "Call Andy..." then a few weeks down the line... "Post some writing online, you pinky swore", then in like 2009... "You PINKY SWORE, you lying *****, get it UP THERE" ... (to be deleted when you post something)
"i feel like a kid waking up the morning after a massive sugar and caffeine bender, all crashed out, sticky, and satisfied." -Addambombb
"I want my skull back, you vicious and viscous goo!" -Dante.
"I just want to tell you that you're an amazing person and that anyone who finds reason to dislike you must have sustained multiple head injuries. Even then, that's pushing the limit." -Rafi.
"You are like a little bendy toy who I can manipulate, bend, twist and knot in every direction!" -Andy, on stretching me.
"So good night, and sleep tight, and don't let the vampires bite... oh well, at least, don't let the vampires kill you. Biting may very well be enjoyable." -Me.
"Well, most guys have no problem with their girlfriend's clothes falling to the floor, why not take it one step further?" -Rafi. (Skin falling to the floor... the sexiness of undead girlfriends.)
"[The main difference between the book Beowulf and the movie was] Beowulf only killed the monsters. He did not fuck them." -Brian Anderson.
"I would also like to see you DJing, well, specifically dancing around in the DJ booth with big earphone on. Because that would be cute." -Emery.