Let's have a laugh...
Don gets home late one night and his wife says, 'Where have you been?' Don replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Don is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
'One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Don is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.