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saribeth

Xander's Weather Report:

Jan 13, 2009 10:03

"The blizzard is coming! I am so becited! Are you becited?? Did you know when I was a baby I played wif blizzards?
It's blue, and it has crab claws like this! [holds up mitten'd hands] and one eye like this [puts mittens up to face]
AND! It's chasing our car because blizzards like boys!

there is so much snow. Guess how much. 86 degrees!!"

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wravenmadd January 13 2009, 16:09:39 UTC

I heart him.

saribeth January 13 2009, 16:14:02 UTC

He is WIRED today. I'm going to bundle them up and throw them in the yard in a little it, lol. Sled laps!

I think he was picturing a LIZARD when I said BLIZZARD.

wravenmadd January 13 2009, 16:17:50 UTC

I'm jealous of your yard! Mine is full of doggy land mines that have been long forgotten. The snow is pretty high but knowing my kids they're sure to find them!!!

And I always picture lizards instead of blizzards too. Much warmer, you know. LoL.

saribeth January 13 2009, 16:20:30 UTC

ours too, lol, but they are frozen, so what-ev ;)

wravenmadd January 13 2009, 16:22:29 UTC

LoL phil thinks our kids are fecalphiliacs. He is convinced of it, actually.

NEUROTICA!! ilwitchgrrl January 13 2009, 17:01:03 UTC

oh god, my yard is SO full of doggie land mines, and y'all know how I feel about POO. I NEVER let the kids go in the back. Even walking the path to the car freaks me the fuck out.
And whenever they go outside with OJ I'm all "OMG DO NOOOOTT PLAY IN THE BACK PLAY IN THE FRONT! THE FROOOONNTTT!!!" like my head's about to explore or something.

I am going to need a haz mat suit to do the cleanup that yard will require come springtime.

I don't even know WHAT to do about the 'grass'. Which is pretty much a few blades of green in a sea of mud, at least around the swingset. The main yard is still MOSTLY yard. What the hell do you do to fix that???

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Re: NEUROTICA!! ilwitchgrrl January 13 2009, 21:42:57 UTC

OMG I HATE YOU. You posted this comment just to taunt us with your weather didn't you???

It's full of craptastic snow here, and is dropping to the teens (fahrenheit) today and tomorrow, with a high of 2 degrees Thursday. With forecasted windchills of negative thirty. And more snow and blizzardlike conditions to come tomorrow. So YOU SUCK. :P

Also, I just realized that in my original comment I totally wrote "my head's about to explore". OMG! Watch out! Exploring heads!! Here it comes!!

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