Medical Mystery!
Alright, alright.
So this morning I woke up and there were brown marks all over my left hand that definitely weren't there when I went to bed. They looked like a blood stains but there were no wounds on me and the marks weren't anywhere else. They wouldn't wash off, not even in the shower. They don't hurt very much when I poke them so what the eff are they?
The general consensus is that they are bruises. But how do you bruise yourself in your sleep? And who bruises brown?
I am a medical mystery.
Do you think I could be on House?
Probs not.
Grose.
So this morning I woke up and there were brown marks all over my left hand that definitely weren't there when I went to bed. They looked like a blood stains but there were no wounds on me and the marks weren't anywhere else. They wouldn't wash off, not even in the shower. They don't hurt very much when I poke them so what the eff are they?
The general consensus is that they are bruises. But how do you bruise yourself in your sleep? And who bruises brown?
I am a medical mystery.
Do you think I could be on House?
Probs not.
Grose.