That Guy: I started watching Torchwood. I just skipped the first 6 episodes.
Me: Haha! That might be confusing.
That Guy: No, it's been fine.
Me: Okay, good. What do you think so far?
That Guy: Bad acting.
Me: Yep.
That Guy: Porn.
Me: Yep, that too.
That Guy: And that one dude's accent.
That Guy: And that girl's teeth.
Me: Ianto? Gwen? Team Wales?
Me: You remind me of Owen, for what it's worth.
That Guy: Damn, not Capt. Jack?
(Also filed under: That Time I Was Toshiko Sato.)
(Code Name for
analineblue's benefit. And probably no one else's.)