HEY HUBBY
Today is Hubby's birthday. >3 Yay. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUBBY I <3 JUU XD
And now for our feature presentation.
*The Tale of the Most Favorite Hobbit Couple in the History of Hobbits
By Wifey the Hobbit
(Dedicated to Hubby the Hobbit)
Once upon a time there was a young hobbit. Her name doesn’t really matter. For now we shall call her Hubby for the benefit of the reader, who hopefully has an IQ above 20. Hubby was rather tall for a hobbit, but still one of the best looking hobbits around. No matter which gender of hobbit she displayed for the time being, she was still the prettiest hobbit you had ever seen. Period.
One day Hubby met a young and innocent hobbit lass, who we shall call Wifey. Wifey was the second prettiest hobbit in the land. Hubby and Wifey immediately fell in love and made hobbit babies. Or they at least attempted the act of making hobbit babies. Anyhoo, there were quite happy until a beautiful elf distracted Wifey and she left Hubby without any written notice.
Little did Wifey know that Hubby was pregnant, and soon gave birth to a charming hobbit babe. Hubby called the baby Zanzibar-Elijah, a good strong name for their daughter. Hubby raised Zanzibar-Elijah to the best of her abilities as a single parent. Each night she yearned and hoped for Wifey to return from her devious affair with the elf-man with gorgeous hair. (But you must admit, the hair was oh-so-tempting.)
Finally one day Wifey returned to visit Hubby. To her surprise, Hubby revealed that Wifey had fathered a child, the very same child that Hubby had mothered. Therefore we can assume it is safe to presume that they had had a child together. Wifey was in shock, for she had thought that her Hubby had been responsible and used proper hobbit protection. Apparently not.
From here there were numerous affairs and unspeakable arguments. Hubby was very devoted to Zanzibar-Elijah, but Wifey still questioned if she was truly the father. So one day they went to get a standard hobbit DNA test. It turned out that Wifey indeed was the father, so she left her beautiful elf with his beautiful hair (which was oh-so-tempting.) Aww. So Wifey and Hubby made up and did the act of making another hobbit baby, which resulted in yet another hobbit baby. This time they named him together- Johnny-Ewan. From here the most favorite Hobbit couple in the history of hobbits became the most favorite hobbit family in the history of hobbits. And everybody lived happily ever after. THE END!!!!!!!
And now for our feature presentation.
*The Tale of the Most Favorite Hobbit Couple in the History of Hobbits
By Wifey the Hobbit
(Dedicated to Hubby the Hobbit)
Once upon a time there was a young hobbit. Her name doesn’t really matter. For now we shall call her Hubby for the benefit of the reader, who hopefully has an IQ above 20. Hubby was rather tall for a hobbit, but still one of the best looking hobbits around. No matter which gender of hobbit she displayed for the time being, she was still the prettiest hobbit you had ever seen. Period.
One day Hubby met a young and innocent hobbit lass, who we shall call Wifey. Wifey was the second prettiest hobbit in the land. Hubby and Wifey immediately fell in love and made hobbit babies. Or they at least attempted the act of making hobbit babies. Anyhoo, there were quite happy until a beautiful elf distracted Wifey and she left Hubby without any written notice.
Little did Wifey know that Hubby was pregnant, and soon gave birth to a charming hobbit babe. Hubby called the baby Zanzibar-Elijah, a good strong name for their daughter. Hubby raised Zanzibar-Elijah to the best of her abilities as a single parent. Each night she yearned and hoped for Wifey to return from her devious affair with the elf-man with gorgeous hair. (But you must admit, the hair was oh-so-tempting.)
Finally one day Wifey returned to visit Hubby. To her surprise, Hubby revealed that Wifey had fathered a child, the very same child that Hubby had mothered. Therefore we can assume it is safe to presume that they had had a child together. Wifey was in shock, for she had thought that her Hubby had been responsible and used proper hobbit protection. Apparently not.
From here there were numerous affairs and unspeakable arguments. Hubby was very devoted to Zanzibar-Elijah, but Wifey still questioned if she was truly the father. So one day they went to get a standard hobbit DNA test. It turned out that Wifey indeed was the father, so she left her beautiful elf with his beautiful hair (which was oh-so-tempting.) Aww. So Wifey and Hubby made up and did the act of making another hobbit baby, which resulted in yet another hobbit baby. This time they named him together- Johnny-Ewan. From here the most favorite Hobbit couple in the history of hobbits became the most favorite hobbit family in the history of hobbits. And everybody lived happily ever after. THE END!!!!!!!