fuck off citches
so i have decided, #1, chicken pot pies are awsome, expecially since they cost like 69 cents and take 4 minutes to make in the microwave.
#2 i hate being home alone and single, it makes for lonely nights, i wish i was kool enough for any girl to be intersted in me, but as usual im a fucking loser and girls dont like me, even if i have the libido the size of texas and will fill every ounce of their sexual urge.
#3 i miss my sister, suprisingly enough its only been like a week and i miss her, despite her being a bitch sometimes, i do like havnig her around to bring me to earth and i know when my rents get back my mother will be crazy, expecially since ill be the only one to pick on.... god please let me find a woman... i know im not perfect but please...
last but not least ill leave you with a Home Movies quote,
"Brenden maybe this will help. One night i walked into my parents bedroom an my parents saw me naked." Jason
"You were naked?" Brenden
"Yeah" Jason
"Why were you naked?" Mellissa
"Cause i love it" Jason
maybe the best quote ever from a cartoon.
Steve Krohn
ps that quote was for all my c-stone homies... lmao
#2 i hate being home alone and single, it makes for lonely nights, i wish i was kool enough for any girl to be intersted in me, but as usual im a fucking loser and girls dont like me, even if i have the libido the size of texas and will fill every ounce of their sexual urge.
#3 i miss my sister, suprisingly enough its only been like a week and i miss her, despite her being a bitch sometimes, i do like havnig her around to bring me to earth and i know when my rents get back my mother will be crazy, expecially since ill be the only one to pick on.... god please let me find a woman... i know im not perfect but please...
last but not least ill leave you with a Home Movies quote,
"Brenden maybe this will help. One night i walked into my parents bedroom an my parents saw me naked." Jason
"You were naked?" Brenden
"Yeah" Jason
"Why were you naked?" Mellissa
"Cause i love it" Jason
maybe the best quote ever from a cartoon.
Steve Krohn
ps that quote was for all my c-stone homies... lmao