I have bruises all over my left arm. I look like I was in a fight. This guy at the pool came up to me today and said, jokingly, because he was trying to flirt, "Does your boyfriend hit you?"
I said, "No, my girlfriend bites me."
He looked stunned, as they usually do. He said "No kidding?"
I said, "No kidding."
But really, I fell down the stairs!!!
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This was posted on my fanfic community (if you go there, you can read one of mine, now complete). For those of you who click the links I post, or who have seen my sim world, or who I have told, these could totally be them and Allie.