sex advice from the 30 year old virgin
I actually have wanted to use that title since I became a 30 year old virgin!
I know, I know...
I am not married, a mormon, extremely weird (and shy) about relationships and...disabled.
By all accounts I should be sexless.
I'm not. I'm sure I am sexually repressed, for sure. How could I not be?
I mean, how many 30 year old virgins do you know?
I know I'll probably offend most of my readership...but I'm writing and writing makes me brave.
I've heard a lot about sex -- despite my virginity. I've been around a lot of people. (And I haven't done it!) So I guess I'm prepared. More prepared than this awesome blog . I'm pretty sure I won't scream! (At least not in fear, hehe! See, single people can make awkward, immature sex jokes too!)
Or maybe I'll die a virgin.
God better be prepared to put me in heaven for that.
(Boy that was freeing!)
I know, I know...
I am not married, a mormon, extremely weird (and shy) about relationships and...disabled.
By all accounts I should be sexless.
I'm not. I'm sure I am sexually repressed, for sure. How could I not be?
I mean, how many 30 year old virgins do you know?
I know I'll probably offend most of my readership...but I'm writing and writing makes me brave.
I've heard a lot about sex -- despite my virginity. I've been around a lot of people. (And I haven't done it!) So I guess I'm prepared. More prepared than this awesome blog . I'm pretty sure I won't scream! (At least not in fear, hehe! See, single people can make awkward, immature sex jokes too!)
Or maybe I'll die a virgin.
God better be prepared to put me in heaven for that.
(Boy that was freeing!)