Me Caught in the Social Nets
Лайфджорнал заброшен. Теперь все мое свободное время поглощает придумывание статусов для Фэйсбука. But that shit comes out so cool. What? No? F*ck u, my Grandma says I`m funny.. Yeah.
I just told a friend of mine about a poster on a subway saying "Surf the train and you could get wiped out - forever. Ride inside. Get there alive." I mean - it`s genious. But she offered even a better variant: "Look at your miserable self. You`re neither Buster Keaton nor Bruce Willice. Chill out and take a seat." *ROFL (Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:05:58 GMT)
I remembered The 14th Book of Bokonon, which I had read in its entirety the night before. The 14th Book is entitled, "What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?" It doesn't take long to read The 14th Book. It consists of one word and a period. This is it: "Nothing." (Thu, 10 Feb 2011 14:05:41 GMT)
Sent those yellow Timberland shoes for my grandfather`s upcoming birthday today. He`s gonna be the hottest grandpa in da hood. My grandma better watch out =) (Wed, 16 Feb 2011 06:32:48 GMT)
"Charlie Sheen asked for his rehab to go quickly, so that all the people who depend on him financially can get back to work. His exact words were, "Please your Honor - these hookers have families to feed!" Conan O`Brien (Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:44:56 GMT)
Ого-го! Трент Резнор получил Оскар! Мэрилин Мэнсон наверное кусал себя за нос от зависти (Tue, 01 Mar 2011 09:12:31 GMT)
Прочь, сдобные булочки! Нет надо мной вашей власти! (Sat, 05 Mar 2011 13:39:16 GMT)
Все умрут, а я грейпфрут. (Wed, 16 Mar 2011 03:41:02 GMT)
"To be is to do" - Sokrates.
"To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Sartre.
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra. (Thu, 17 Mar 2011 09:36:24 GMT)
Paid Programming at 5 a.m. has a hypnotiс effect on me. So damn hard to resist its power. I almost ordered a set of seven garden dwarfs. (Tue, 22 Mar 2011 13:55:24 GMT)
I sauteed asparagus the other night for dinner. It came out right the way it should, tender outside and crispy in the middle. I. Sauteed. Asparagus. These words were never meant to be in the same sentence. I`m so excited I have to tell the world about my culinary skills. (Sat, 02 Apr 2011 16:24:26 GMT)
Ukulele. Such a funny word. Ukulele. (Tue, 24 May 2011 09:33:32 GMT)
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I`ll have another cup of coffee. (Mon, 20 Jun 2011 18:42:01 GMT)
"Yo-ba-niy ping-vin." That`s really the only thing in russian wondering americans should know. You`ll be totally one of a kind, trust me. (Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:59:39 GMT)
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy! (Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:00:19 GMT)
Just so u know. Singing "My Bonnie lies over the ocean" helps when taking an ice cold shower. Sing louder if it doesn`t. I mean "!!!oh bring that goddamn bonnie to me!!!!"__ (Tue, 16 Aug 2011 09:44:25 GMT)
Wow! That really works!
1) Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
2) Die. (Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:00:56 GMT)
Earth-god-damn-mother-fuckin`-quake. Woke up cause my bed was shaking the Exorcist movie way. Went back to sleep. (Tue, 23 Aug 2011 21:42:00 GMT)
Love reading what other people`s T-shirts say. Seen a funny one this morning: "Girls are just like roads. The curvier the more dangerous." *lulz (Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:00:20 GMT)
And no cut for this today! That`s right. Cause I`m such a badass. LOL
I just told a friend of mine about a poster on a subway saying "Surf the train and you could get wiped out - forever. Ride inside. Get there alive." I mean - it`s genious. But she offered even a better variant: "Look at your miserable self. You`re neither Buster Keaton nor Bruce Willice. Chill out and take a seat." *ROFL (Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:05:58 GMT)
I remembered The 14th Book of Bokonon, which I had read in its entirety the night before. The 14th Book is entitled, "What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?" It doesn't take long to read The 14th Book. It consists of one word and a period. This is it: "Nothing." (Thu, 10 Feb 2011 14:05:41 GMT)
Sent those yellow Timberland shoes for my grandfather`s upcoming birthday today. He`s gonna be the hottest grandpa in da hood. My grandma better watch out =) (Wed, 16 Feb 2011 06:32:48 GMT)
"Charlie Sheen asked for his rehab to go quickly, so that all the people who depend on him financially can get back to work. His exact words were, "Please your Honor - these hookers have families to feed!" Conan O`Brien (Thu, 24 Feb 2011 12:44:56 GMT)
Ого-го! Трент Резнор получил Оскар! Мэрилин Мэнсон наверное кусал себя за нос от зависти (Tue, 01 Mar 2011 09:12:31 GMT)
Прочь, сдобные булочки! Нет надо мной вашей власти! (Sat, 05 Mar 2011 13:39:16 GMT)
Все умрут, а я грейпфрут. (Wed, 16 Mar 2011 03:41:02 GMT)
"To be is to do" - Sokrates.
"To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Sartre.
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra. (Thu, 17 Mar 2011 09:36:24 GMT)
Paid Programming at 5 a.m. has a hypnotiс effect on me. So damn hard to resist its power. I almost ordered a set of seven garden dwarfs. (Tue, 22 Mar 2011 13:55:24 GMT)
I sauteed asparagus the other night for dinner. It came out right the way it should, tender outside and crispy in the middle. I. Sauteed. Asparagus. These words were never meant to be in the same sentence. I`m so excited I have to tell the world about my culinary skills. (Sat, 02 Apr 2011 16:24:26 GMT)
Ukulele. Such a funny word. Ukulele. (Tue, 24 May 2011 09:33:32 GMT)
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I`ll have another cup of coffee. (Mon, 20 Jun 2011 18:42:01 GMT)
"Yo-ba-niy ping-vin." That`s really the only thing in russian wondering americans should know. You`ll be totally one of a kind, trust me. (Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:59:39 GMT)
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy! (Tue, 02 Aug 2011 19:00:19 GMT)
Just so u know. Singing "My Bonnie lies over the ocean" helps when taking an ice cold shower. Sing louder if it doesn`t. I mean "!!!oh bring that goddamn bonnie to me!!!!"__ (Tue, 16 Aug 2011 09:44:25 GMT)
Wow! That really works!
1) Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
2) Die. (Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:00:56 GMT)
Earth-god-damn-mother-fuckin`-quake. Woke up cause my bed was shaking the Exorcist movie way. Went back to sleep. (Tue, 23 Aug 2011 21:42:00 GMT)
Love reading what other people`s T-shirts say. Seen a funny one this morning: "Girls are just like roads. The curvier the more dangerous." *lulz (Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:00:20 GMT)
And no cut for this today! That`s right. Cause I`m such a badass. LOL