Are you worried about sausages?

[sarcaustik]

I have just seen an advert for a programme on BBC2 on Thursday evening called Are You Worried About Sausages?

Are you worried about sausages, viewers? Well are you

Comments

[zotz]

There's an old saying - "There are two things that nobody should watch being made : laws, and sausages."

I stopped eating sausages when I found out what goes into them.

[sarcaustik]

Well, yes. I wouldn't want to think too carefully about them. I am starting to favour vegetarian sausages these days, actually. Hopefully I don't need to be too concerned about leeks liver or cheese brains...

[zotz]

cheese brains

I wake up with them some Mondays. I don't think it's from eating sausages, though.

[gnomentum]

I splurted orange juice when I read that.

[zotz]

Stop complaining - at least you have orange juice. And if you run out, you can just suck at the stains on your shirt for a while.

[sarcaustik]

In case of nuclear winter I have enough food to sustain a family for several weeks between the gaps in the keys on my keyboard....

[gnomentum]

Yeah, mine needs cleaning too.

AFTER I've added some sausage.

[gnomentum]

I also have pineapple, red grape, cranberry, and apple juices.
LIDL: The source of all juice.

[zotz]

Luxury!

[gnomentum]

And all for under 70p a litre.

I'm a convert :-)

[siani_hedgehog]

i felt much better about eating them after finding out what was in them. if one is going to eat meat it's only ethical to use as much of the animal as possible. including the lips and arseholes.

[zotz]

Urgg. No. That's why God invented catfood.

[siani_hedgehog]

no. my cat needs a healthy and balanced diet with a good balance of ingredients designed to mimic eating entire birds and small rodents. that's why god invented *dog* food.