Are you worried about sausages?
I have just seen an advert for a programme on BBC2 on Thursday evening called Are You Worried About Sausages?
Are you worried about sausages, viewers? Well are you?
I have to say that it's never crossed my mind to be worried about sausages before. Perhaps I should be? What are they likely to do, do you think? Perhaps they're planning the overthrow of the goverment* or something? Maybe they want to kidnap our children and lure them into the Underworld, Pied Piper style, or it could be some Stepford-esque plot to kill people and replace them with sausages! It seems to me, my friends, that we have been complacent for too long, and we should adopt a policy of extra vigilance towards the humble sausage from now on.
On an unrelated note, happy birthday smorgasbord.
*OK, in this instance, we'd probably be grateful.
Are you worried about sausages, viewers? Well are you?
I have to say that it's never crossed my mind to be worried about sausages before. Perhaps I should be? What are they likely to do, do you think? Perhaps they're planning the overthrow of the goverment* or something? Maybe they want to kidnap our children and lure them into the Underworld, Pied Piper style, or it could be some Stepford-esque plot to kill people and replace them with sausages! It seems to me, my friends, that we have been complacent for too long, and we should adopt a policy of extra vigilance towards the humble sausage from now on.
On an unrelated note, happy birthday smorgasbord.
*OK, in this instance, we'd probably be grateful.