Le chapter 3
Title: There's A Good Reason This Fic's Another Rydon Honey, I Just Haven't Made it Up Yet or Just another day at FBR highschool.
Author: sarcasticweathe
Rating: Erm.. well Pg at the moment but it's highschool so it should get more "interesting" later on so 15 (PG/15)
Pairings: Rydon (yes shock horror!), Peterick, Gabilliam, Joncer
Warnings: It's a Rydon highschool fic, so hints of abuse (at some point), bit of angst and my strange writing :D Oh and as always, my sailor mouth ;)
POV: 1st Ryan
Summary: Meet Ryan, your typical angsting, uncool, artistic, student (at Fueled By Ramen highschool) with a few secrets, and his opposite Brendon, the coolest kid in the school, the perfect mormon you know the guy every girl wants to be with and every guy wants to be. Oh and their cool friends :)
Disclaimer: If this was real, I'd still be running around excitedly screaming and since I'm sitting in the computer room typing this up, clearly it's not. I don't own the people, the title's from Panic! At The Disco's There's A Good Reason (Y'know the rest, it's too long)
Author's Note: Any characters you don't recognise are from my strange imagination, but mainly it'll be people you know and love (hopefully)! Oh and I'm English, so it's all in English spelling, so yeah I spell realise with an S you stupid Lj! -_-
"Ryrooo" Spencer whinges waking me up from my daydream "He's gonna be there isn't he?"
"Who?" I ask, still groggy from my faux dream
"Jesus" he deadpans
"I dunno.. I don't think it's really his scene, I mean what's he gonna do, turn water into cheap vodka?.. Did they even have vodka in those times?"
Hey don't judge, I only had three hours sleep last night
"I dunno I'll google.. hey wait! Way of topic"
Two google minutes later
"Huh, they did.. cool"
"Wow! I really didn't care.. anyway, why's Jesus coming to this party?"
"Jesus..? Oh you mean Jon?"
"Er.. do I? Yeah, sure"
"Yeah he's gonna be there, and he'll be being all awesome and Jon-like which is just another word for awesome.."
"Do names count as words?" I interrupt
"I dun.. No! I'm not googling.."
Several google minutes + one amazon distraction later
"Wow, I can't believe there's a whole wikipedia page dedicated to that debate, anyway, what were you saying?"
"And then if he talks to me it'll go bad and.."
"Oh god! Don't do a Beckett!"
Yeah Bill's in love with that Urguayan kid, who torments us mercilessly, and everytime he sees him, he can't speak. At first it was hilarious, now it's just mildly amusing.
"What about a Stump?"
"Nah, you could only do that if Jon was doing a Wentz"
Also known as, sexual harrassment/rape
"It's lucky you didn't miss out the 'a' in that sentence"
All was well again
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After putting ice on my eye, I decide to call Spencer, he'll understand
"Hey Ry! You ready?"
"Er.. no, I can't go out, he said no"
Well not with words, but the meaning was still pretty clear
"Oh, do you want.."
"No" I cut him off "Go! Harrass Jon, laugh and simultaneously feel sorry for Bill and try to keep Patrick a virgin"
"..It's not rape if it's consented for" he replies dryly before hanging up
Alright, now should I see how bad the bruises are or just go to bed?
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It's short sorry, but the next one should be longer, I hope, and I'll start writing immediately!
Aw poor Ryerella, he shan't got to the ball party tonight :/