Ah, drinking.
Running count of drinks so far tonight (I'm at the lake for the Beer Bash, and this will be updated):
-5 Smirnoff Ices
-9 shots of Absolut vodka
-1 cranberry and vodka
(EDIT! At one in the morning. I had to convince her that swimming while drunk was a bad plan, but I succeeded. I retain rational impulses upon drunkenness, thank you very much.)
To be fair, the cran and vodka and one of those Smirnoff Ices was with dinner, so they have definitely been absorbed/processed/whatever by my body as of now. (It's a 12 oz. drink per hour, yes?) So it's really the shots and the other two Smirnoffs that count at the moment, and so far, I am officially tipsy. I danced, which is one of the indicators, so it's how I can tell for sure. Amusing fact: my brother apparently also likes to inform people of his relative drunkenness. So it's not just me, lol. His dancing is also amusing, heh. (He's had quite a few vodka and crans so far tonight. It's obvious, believe me. *snerk*)
Stay awesome, everybody! I love you, remember that, even if I fail to show it enough. It's true.
-5 Smirnoff Ices
-9 shots of Absolut vodka
-1 cranberry and vodka
(EDIT! At one in the morning. I had to convince her that swimming while drunk was a bad plan, but I succeeded. I retain rational impulses upon drunkenness, thank you very much.)
To be fair, the cran and vodka and one of those Smirnoff Ices was with dinner, so they have definitely been absorbed/processed/whatever by my body as of now. (It's a 12 oz. drink per hour, yes?) So it's really the shots and the other two Smirnoffs that count at the moment, and so far, I am officially tipsy. I danced, which is one of the indicators, so it's how I can tell for sure. Amusing fact: my brother apparently also likes to inform people of his relative drunkenness. So it's not just me, lol. His dancing is also amusing, heh. (He's had quite a few vodka and crans so far tonight. It's obvious, believe me. *snerk*)
Stay awesome, everybody! I love you, remember that, even if I fail to show it enough. It's true.