Jessica Fletcher is more badass than you.

May 29, 2011 01:15

Seth: For pity's sake, Jess, it isn't natural, a man staying home, cooking, cleaning, letting his wife support him.
Jessica: Is that right? And where have you been for the past twenty-five years?
Seth: Not letting some woman support me!
Jessica: She's not supporting him. He has his own tax business. But even if she was, why shouldn't a woman be the ( Read more... )

jessica fletcher is more badass than you, murder she wrote

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sarcasticsra May 30 2011, 02:04:15 UTC
Hahaha.

OMG. THERE IS A CABOT COVE EPISODE WHERE SOMEONE DIES AND SHE'S NOT THERE. Her favorite nephew Grady (read: the only niece or nephew to make repeat appearances by apparently having the worst luck ever with regard to getting accused of murder) and his wife were housesitting while she was away and shit went down.

And she STILL solved it before anyone else.

Oh Jessica Fletcher, ilu.

(You do have to laugh at the patterns. I wonder why Amos or Mort were never like, "You know, murders only ever seem to happen when Mrs. Fletcher is here. Why is that?" Or Jessica being to Grady, maybe the sixth or so time he's been arrested on suspicion of murder, "This is getting to be a pattern. What's going on?!"

They DID lampshade Cabot Cove's high murder rate, though. One ep, Mort says to her, "I've been here a year, this is my fifth murder! What is this, the death capital of Maine?!"

According to wiki, 2% of Cabot Cove's population got killed throughout the series. That's 70-some people! And doesn't even include all the random visitors who were passing through and got offed.)

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subluxate May 30 2011, 02:10:58 UTC
Lol, dude, wtf. Is there, like, some "make you a murderer" drug in the water? That is NUTS.

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