Lulz.
Meme gakked from katiemariie. I've done it before, but there are a couple new questions, and some of the wording has changed, to comical effect.
1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
To be honest, I'm a little embarrassed that I took the time to answer these ridiculous questions.
2. Would you do meth if it were legalized?
Why bother when you have cough syrup?
3. Abortion: for or against it?
For, obviously. I am an evil babykilling feminazi.
4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
I love how this question is worded. It's not asking if the country would fail (Who knows what it's failing-maybe geometry? We girls are no good at math.) but if the entire world would fail. Vaginae are going to bring about Armageddon, just you wait!
5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
Along with Santa Claus and The Tooth Fairy. All three are roughly the same when it comes to preventing crime.
6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. You wouldn't believe how many magic lamps, shooting stars, and wishbones I've gone through just for this.
7. Are you for or against premarital sex?
Are you propositioning me, survey?
8. Do you believe in God?
Sometimes.
9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I'm a "traditionalist", I'll have you know. I hope someone trades a really nice pig for me some day.
10. Do you think it is wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Absolutely. It should be easier for them to legally move to the USA.
(Do not know what happened to #11)
12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
"The alcohol age"? Like The Gilded Age, but with beer?
13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Like it's a wedding! Yeah, let's just cancel it and elope with Iran instead.
14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
I do agree, because that's, you know, a fact. Assisted suicide is illegal. I don't think it necessarily should be, but that's not what you asked.
15. Do you believe in spanking your children?
I believe in spanking your adults.
16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd do way more than that for a million dollars.
17. Who do you think would make a better president: McCain or Obama?
Kind of a moot question now, isn't it? Still, Obama. I don't care how disappointed I am, it's better than the alternative.
18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Oh, god, I hope so.
Haha, okay, back to The West Wing.
1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
To be honest, I'm a little embarrassed that I took the time to answer these ridiculous questions.
2. Would you do meth if it were legalized?
Why bother when you have cough syrup?
3. Abortion: for or against it?
For, obviously. I am an evil babykilling feminazi.
4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
I love how this question is worded. It's not asking if the country would fail (Who knows what it's failing-maybe geometry? We girls are no good at math.) but if the entire world would fail. Vaginae are going to bring about Armageddon, just you wait!
5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
Along with Santa Claus and The Tooth Fairy. All three are roughly the same when it comes to preventing crime.
6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. You wouldn't believe how many magic lamps, shooting stars, and wishbones I've gone through just for this.
7. Are you for or against premarital sex?
Are you propositioning me, survey?
8. Do you believe in God?
Sometimes.
9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I'm a "traditionalist", I'll have you know. I hope someone trades a really nice pig for me some day.
10. Do you think it is wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Absolutely. It should be easier for them to legally move to the USA.
(Do not know what happened to #11)
12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
"The alcohol age"? Like The Gilded Age, but with beer?
13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Like it's a wedding! Yeah, let's just cancel it and elope with Iran instead.
14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
I do agree, because that's, you know, a fact. Assisted suicide is illegal. I don't think it necessarily should be, but that's not what you asked.
15. Do you believe in spanking your children?
I believe in spanking your adults.
16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd do way more than that for a million dollars.
17. Who do you think would make a better president: McCain or Obama?
Kind of a moot question now, isn't it? Still, Obama. I don't care how disappointed I am, it's better than the alternative.
18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Oh, god, I hope so.
Haha, okay, back to The West Wing.