When in doubt, do random memes.
Since I'm still awake for reasons unknown, have a movie meme stolen from Abigail.
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Sure, you can cheat, but what's the fun in that?
1. - I’m the father.
- I’m the boyfriend.
- I’m his boyfriend. Saved! guessed by katiemariie.
2. I will make this easier to remember: keep your station clean or I WILL KILL YOU! Ratatouille, guessed by edna_blackadder.
3. No, no. It's not schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head. I mean, the voice isn't telling me to do anything. It's telling me what I've already done... accurately, and with a better vocabulary. Stranger Than Fiction, guessed by katiemariie.
4. Do you have an appointment?
5. I’m glad you’re talking again, Dwayne. You’re not nearly as stupid as you look. Little Miss Sunshine, guessed by raysgal.
6. - Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
- I don’t know. Were you thinking, “Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head”? If so, then yes. Get Smart, guessed by professorohki.
7. - You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
- Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so! Burn After Reading, guessed by sharselune.
8. - So, I just said, “Mom, Dad, Sparky: I’m gay.”
- What happened?
- Well, my mom cried-for exactly ten seconds; my boss said, “Who cares?” and my dad said, “But you’re so tall!” In & Out, guessed by superguard9.
9. The way things are going, if he gets any crazier, we might end up in the White House. Evan Almighty, guessed by raysgal.
10. I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? Juno, guessed by katiemariie.
11. There was this skinhead that was harassing her... and she walked right up to him and said, "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be-and more of a woman than you'll ever get." RENT, guessed by katiemariie.
12. I wasn’t pushing you away. I was pulling me toward myself. Strangers With Candy, guessed by katiemariie.
13. - I hope you were the groom.
- Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back. Ocean's Eleven, guessed by shadowhuntress.
14. No, that's just prejudice. They call you bossy and controlling because you're a woman. But if you were a man doing the same stuff... you'd just be a dick. Baby Mama, guessed by winged_mammal.
15. Oh, please, I’m getting married; I’m not joining a convent!
16. - No, no. I'm gonna blow my brains out right on the air, right in the middle of the 7 o'clock news.
- You'll get a hell of a rating, I'll guarantee you that. 50 share easy. Network, guessed by greenpixiehair.
17. - No, no, it’s coming down in July, and I can't wait. I cannot wait.
- How can you hate it so much?
- It eats my relatives! Or did you miss that in your research?
18. - You can fit through those bars?
- Yeah.
- You are such an idiot.
19. There's no news, boys, so go out there and make some news. Rob a bank, mug an old lady, whatever-just do something.
20. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, um, I just bit into a pepper.
- Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah? Ocean's Thirteen, guessed by shadowhuntress.
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Sure, you can cheat, but what's the fun in that?
1. - I’m the father.
- I’m the boyfriend.
- I’m his boyfriend. Saved! guessed by katiemariie.
2. I will make this easier to remember: keep your station clean or I WILL KILL YOU! Ratatouille, guessed by edna_blackadder.
3. No, no. It's not schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head. I mean, the voice isn't telling me to do anything. It's telling me what I've already done... accurately, and with a better vocabulary. Stranger Than Fiction, guessed by katiemariie.
4. Do you have an appointment?
5. I’m glad you’re talking again, Dwayne. You’re not nearly as stupid as you look. Little Miss Sunshine, guessed by raysgal.
6. - Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
- I don’t know. Were you thinking, “Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head”? If so, then yes. Get Smart, guessed by professorohki.
7. - You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
- Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so! Burn After Reading, guessed by sharselune.
8. - So, I just said, “Mom, Dad, Sparky: I’m gay.”
- What happened?
- Well, my mom cried-for exactly ten seconds; my boss said, “Who cares?” and my dad said, “But you’re so tall!” In & Out, guessed by superguard9.
9. The way things are going, if he gets any crazier, we might end up in the White House. Evan Almighty, guessed by raysgal.
10. I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? Juno, guessed by katiemariie.
11. There was this skinhead that was harassing her... and she walked right up to him and said, "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be-and more of a woman than you'll ever get." RENT, guessed by katiemariie.
12. I wasn’t pushing you away. I was pulling me toward myself. Strangers With Candy, guessed by katiemariie.
13. - I hope you were the groom.
- Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back. Ocean's Eleven, guessed by shadowhuntress.
14. No, that's just prejudice. They call you bossy and controlling because you're a woman. But if you were a man doing the same stuff... you'd just be a dick. Baby Mama, guessed by winged_mammal.
15. Oh, please, I’m getting married; I’m not joining a convent!
16. - No, no. I'm gonna blow my brains out right on the air, right in the middle of the 7 o'clock news.
- You'll get a hell of a rating, I'll guarantee you that. 50 share easy. Network, guessed by greenpixiehair.
17. - No, no, it’s coming down in July, and I can't wait. I cannot wait.
- How can you hate it so much?
- It eats my relatives! Or did you miss that in your research?
18. - You can fit through those bars?
- Yeah.
- You are such an idiot.
19. There's no news, boys, so go out there and make some news. Rob a bank, mug an old lady, whatever-just do something.
20. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, um, I just bit into a pepper.
- Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah? Ocean's Thirteen, guessed by shadowhuntress.