The Biggest Loser
Last night, the roommates and I watched The Biggest Loser. These people were losing 10-20 pounds apiece PER WEEK.
The show is sponsored partly by 24 Hour Fitness, which happens to be my gym. I went today (because I don't think the amount of walking I did in New York balanced out the pizza), and theyr'e running a "Biggest Loser" promotion. For $49, it says, you can lose up to 15 pounds in 6 weeks!!! Hey, wait a minute! In 6 weeks, I should be able to lose 120 pounds, according to the show!
The $49 nets you 5 25 minute personal training sessions, a nutritional analysis, a fitness assessment, a guide, and (ooh!) a pedometer. You can, I should note, get pedometers in cereal boxes.
So my new goal: lose 120 pounds in 6 weeks. I don't need no stinkin' pedometer.
Maybe then I can finally be pretty, like Nicole Richie!
The show is sponsored partly by 24 Hour Fitness, which happens to be my gym. I went today (because I don't think the amount of walking I did in New York balanced out the pizza), and theyr'e running a "Biggest Loser" promotion. For $49, it says, you can lose up to 15 pounds in 6 weeks!!! Hey, wait a minute! In 6 weeks, I should be able to lose 120 pounds, according to the show!
The $49 nets you 5 25 minute personal training sessions, a nutritional analysis, a fitness assessment, a guide, and (ooh!) a pedometer. You can, I should note, get pedometers in cereal boxes.
So my new goal: lose 120 pounds in 6 weeks. I don't need no stinkin' pedometer.
Maybe then I can finally be pretty, like Nicole Richie!