TG: whoa shit check out this kodiak moment here TG: slow down a sec k lemme still my fanboy mouthbreathing and wipe off my sweaty palms to capture this rare moment of lucidity before you do a mindnumbing fucking swandive into the deep end
TT: What? TT: If you are referring to my current departure from my home and the destruction of my gate. TT: It was something of a whim decision. TT: But I am not lost control of my faculties. TT: Yet.
TT: I hacve been speaking with one of the trolls that have been hounding us all. TT: They are quite insistent that we have done, or caused, something that means we cannot possibly win our session of the medium. TT: We are, in essence, doomed. TT: Given that information, I have decided that my time would be better spent attempting to determine the rules that govern the game, rather than following the path that is laid out before me. TT: So that I might find a way around the restrictions that are preventing our eventual victory. TT: Destroying the gate was just a very visible, immediate means of ensuring that I was serious about my current plan. TT: And I wished to try out my new wands on something more reliant than the monsters that have been attacking me. TT: ...For lack of a better explanation. TT: It seemed appropriate at the time.
TG: oh right cant forget about those meddlesome lovable tramps TG: i mean it makes sense in the long run but you seemed to just TG: get right to the heart of it TG: and by that i mean dive headfirst like a snack happy fatkid divebombing into pool of the finest pudding the great cosby has to offer TG: only the pudding is actually a pile of shit brought to you by omnious writhing masses of tentacle monsters and you are the fatkid TG: its you
TT: As much as I adore being compared to corpulent cherubs gorging themselves at the trough of confection. TT: I think you have missed my point somewhat. TT: You and John and Jade will presumably be following whatever course the game is intent on laying out for you. TT: I will simply be the unknown quantity attempting to shatter the system that the rest of you are working through. TT: A break like that is easiest when it is done quickly. TT: I could have stood around worrying about the various consequences of my actions, wasting reams of time that none of us can afford to waste. TT: But this seemed more efficient. TT: And the ominous writhing mass of tentacle monsters have actually been helpful so far. TT: Even if the writhing is unsettling.
TG: wrong dave brosis TG: hes probably being turned into croc stew right about now as for me i am way past that mess TG: wont find me staying to chat for a while with mr crocodile
TT: Future Dave, then? TT: Or have we acquired a third Dave? TT: I wasn't entirely sure what we were going to do with two. Three seems entirely excessive.
TG: three is where the partys at dont you know TG: seriously you should know all about that with all the industrial raves you must have in your neck of the woods TG: anyway way dave numero tres if youd like to think of it like that at your service TG: had a minute to spare and figured i may as well see whats shakin
TG: slow down a sec k lemme still my fanboy mouthbreathing and wipe off my sweaty palms to capture this rare moment of lucidity before you do a mindnumbing fucking swandive into the deep end
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TT: If you are referring to my current departure from my home and the destruction of my gate.
TT: It was something of a whim decision.
TT: But I am not lost control of my faculties.
TT: Yet.
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TG: but seriously
TG: is that all it was
TG: a whim
TG: did the game turn out to be that boring or what
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TT: They are quite insistent that we have done, or caused, something that means we cannot possibly win our session of the medium.
TT: We are, in essence, doomed.
TT: Given that information, I have decided that my time would be better spent attempting to determine the rules that govern the game, rather than following the path that is laid out before me.
TT: So that I might find a way around the restrictions that are preventing our eventual victory.
TT: Destroying the gate was just a very visible, immediate means of ensuring that I was serious about my current plan.
TT: And I wished to try out my new wands on something more reliant than the monsters that have been attacking me.
TT: ...For lack of a better explanation.
TT: It seemed appropriate at the time.
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TG: i mean it makes sense in the long run but you seemed to just
TG: get right to the heart of it
TG: and by that i mean dive headfirst like a snack happy fatkid divebombing into pool of the finest pudding the great cosby has to offer
TG: only the pudding is actually a pile of shit brought to you by omnious writhing masses of tentacle monsters and you are the fatkid
TG: its you
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TT: I think you have missed my point somewhat.
TT: You and John and Jade will presumably be following whatever course the game is intent on laying out for you.
TT: I will simply be the unknown quantity attempting to shatter the system that the rest of you are working through.
TT: A break like that is easiest when it is done quickly.
TT: I could have stood around worrying about the various consequences of my actions, wasting reams of time that none of us can afford to waste.
TT: But this seemed more efficient.
TT: And the ominous writhing mass of tentacle monsters have actually been helpful so far.
TT: Even if the writhing is unsettling.
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TG: hes probably being turned into croc stew right about now as for me i am way past that mess
TG: wont find me staying to chat for a while with mr crocodile
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TT: Or have we acquired a third Dave?
TT: I wasn't entirely sure what we were going to do with two. Three seems entirely excessive.
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TG: seriously you should know all about that with all the industrial raves you must have in your neck of the woods
TG: anyway way dave numero tres if youd like to think of it like that at your service
TG: had a minute to spare and figured i may as well see whats shakin
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