HRVTA, aye, you have a point. Sounds like some sort of anti-fungal cream. Let us dwell not on that!
Wasnt I the-? Mutt, platypus, stunningly handsome disowned heir, I am a man of many faces! And/or muzzles.
Pleasure, Yuki. Huh. Theres a purple headed lad round here with the same name. Small world, eh? Would be rather smaller if you randomly turned into a rodent as well. Odd ducks, you japanese. No hump meant of course. *wink*
Eh what? Have I got something in my teeth? Can you even tell that through the eehntarweb screen?
Yes, I am The Dog, some of the time in any case. I believe the word you're looking for is wizard, mate.
Yuki? Id actually say he was one of the more level-headed of your lot- er, not your lot specifically, but those in your region, likesay. Im glad to hear not everyone turns into animals because they've been touched by the opposite sex/is crossdressing to attend the school of the fellow they like/plays that swatting sport/enjoys tentacle porn, etc.
Mad fucken world. Just reading that makes me want a cigarette. Or ten. 'Specially the bits about the tentacles. Brrr.
The what? Wizards, right? You people need to read more about technology to at least get the spellings right. As for manner of speech, yours is different from what I'm used to.
I'd appreciate it if you call him Yukimura in my presence. Less disturbing.
Tentacle porn is an acquired kink. Good business, should you decide to go into it, although I'm not fond of it myself. When it comes to strange occurrences, though, I suppose that yes, for a strip of land, we get quite a lot of those.
Different from what you're used to? Bollocks. Ive seen whom I assume is your fellow round here, and it seems to me Ridiculously Verbose is something you're actually quite used to, har har.
Yeah, story. Where're you from, whatdya do, how many toes do you curentally possess, whats your favorite color, etc etc.
Hm. Ive only met one American, and I hated his bloody guts. Nevertheless, I think there's something in the water over there.
Oh aye? A bit surprising, that, if you dont mind my saying so. You're rather.. whats the word?.. concise for an author. What sort of novels do you write? Im rather a big fan of books. Ive been on a Russian Tragedy kick. All SPILT THE BLOOD OF MY COMRADES and things. Very epic.
Huh. I prefer other places. If I were to go there again, it would probably be for the sake of book tours.
Just because I write does not necessarily mean I talk a lot. I write mostly for women - romance novels, to be precise. I doubt they would interest you.
I read a little bit of everything- romance? Sure they'd interest me, if Im in the mood for it. Im a lover, not a fighter, etc etc. You seem to have an excellent grasp on sentence structure and punctuation, which is far more than one can say for most of the japanese people here, so why not? Muggle books are fascinating.
My novels are well-distributed, so I'm sure you can find it in any bookstore. I'm not one to discourage any possible readers. As for Japanese English, Japanese are well-known for strange use of the language, but there are those who can speak it well.
Everyday is an adventure. Haven't you met the idiot yet?
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Name's Yuki Eiri.
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Wasnt I the-? Mutt, platypus, stunningly handsome disowned heir, I am a man of many faces! And/or muzzles.
Pleasure, Yuki. Huh. Theres a purple headed lad round here with the same name. Small world, eh? Would be rather smaller if you randomly turned into a rodent as well. Odd ducks, you japanese. No hump meant of course. *wink*
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So you are the dog? I see. You're one of those magic things. Weird people.
Don't even put me in the same category as that kid. He's insane - much like many others here. Not all Japanese are like that, I assure you.
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Yes, I am The Dog, some of the time in any case. I believe the word you're looking for is wizard, mate.
Yuki? Id actually say he was one of the more level-headed of your lot- er, not your lot specifically, but those in your region, likesay. Im glad to hear not everyone turns into animals because they've been touched by the opposite sex/is crossdressing to attend the school of the fellow they like/plays that swatting sport/enjoys tentacle porn, etc.
Mad fucken world. Just reading that makes me want a cigarette. Or ten. 'Specially the bits about the tentacles. Brrr.
So whats your story?
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I'd appreciate it if you call him Yukimura in my presence. Less disturbing.
Tentacle porn is an acquired kink. Good business, should you decide to go into it, although I'm not fond of it myself. When it comes to strange occurrences, though, I suppose that yes, for a strip of land, we get quite a lot of those.
Christ, you talk a lot. Story?
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Yeah, story. Where're you from, whatdya do, how many toes do you curentally possess, whats your favorite color, etc etc.
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Tokyo. Author. Ten. Definitely not pink.
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Oh aye? A bit surprising, that, if you dont mind my saying so. You're rather.. whats the word?.. concise for an author. What sort of novels do you write? Im rather a big fan of books. Ive been on a Russian Tragedy kick. All SPILT THE BLOOD OF MY COMRADES and things. Very epic.
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Just because I write does not necessarily mean I talk a lot. I write mostly for women - romance novels, to be precise. I doubt they would interest you.
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So. *grin* Had any adventures lately?
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Everyday is an adventure. Haven't you met the idiot yet?
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