Jun 04, 2005 23:11
(708)250-5221 (Be sure to *67 first!)
That's the number everyone should fuck with.
Some girls pranked Chris Bogue and I and asked about some Italian Sausage. It was an obvious prank and we called back and the girls posed as a Blockbuster. We fucked with them and asked them for Ernest movies all night, which they could not supply. Then we called back and got someone named Chris, then Jeff who were apparently district managers and general managers. They also couldn't give me an Ernest movie.
Long story short, after a night of singing Vitamin C to them with Chris Bogue, Tom Molloy and Chris' brothers he caved and admitted that he wasn't Blockbuster Video. However, he would not apologize. So I encourage everyone who reads the entry to call this number and fuck with this person.
Eventually he'll give in and apologize/admit who he is, in which case I'll post again and we'll all stop, but this guy fucked with the wrong people.
I encourage everyone who reads this entry to do the following things.
1. Ask for Ernest movies.
2. Sing the entire "Graduation" song by Vitamin C.
3. Say that you will lick him...all over.
4. Copy and paste this number into your livejournal/xanga/myspace and spread the word. SERIOUSLY!! This is the most badass chain letter that could possibly be used.
I'll call off my dogs if need be, but this guy fucked with the wrong person...oh yeah.
(Update: He apparently lives in Oak Forrest (he said when cracking under our mighty pressure), and his friend had a list of people he wanted to prank, and Chris was on that list. In summation, Oak Forrest douchebag = must be fucked with by all. Thank you.)