"Just Pope-in Around"

[sarcasticman]

So I recently wrote an editorial for my newspaper about why I should be Pope. And, after showing it around like a prize whore at a pimping convention, I've decided to post the "un-cut" version on this here livejournal. Please enjoy the unmitigated blasphemy

Comments

ha

[poeitic_hugs]

That's awesome Mike.
Very very cool.
Which newspaper will that be in?
You definitely got to the heart of so many people's problems w/not only the papacy, but organized "religion" in general.
Nice. :-)

[transporter24]

I want Norris to be pope because I want an Irish pope. GO IRISH POPE
POPE McCarthy in the vatican!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[anonymous]

You're my hero
save a copy of the newspaper when it comes out for me :)
and i love the picture.

-Tiffany

:)

[myheartpoured]

Wow, that was amazing! Not only was there hiliarity in what you were writing, and not only did i laugh out loud several times, but you made such a strong point! That is definately going to get to people. Mike, you are wise beyond your years. You are definately going somewhere.

NORRIS FOR POPE!!!

[szwrld]

now i want to make a Vote Norris t-shirt & visit the vatican.