me ow

Feb 03, 2004 11:29


My earing is holding my ear hostage, and for some reason it doesnt want to send out its list of demands.
At this point i would just about do whatever it takes to get the damned thing off... and its official, my ear is infected thanks to it.  It is a wounded hostage.  I just tried to cut the earing, but the scissors that i have that are small enough to get the bar and not hurt my ear arent strong enough to cut the cheap-ass metal.... uberarg . something tells me that im going to have to go to the health center, i can only imagine what the can do for me there... otherwise, im probably just going to go the piercing shop where i got my cartilage done.  I need this damned thing off me though, thats for sure.  I got the other one off be default, i pulled on it and the ball came off.  I wont buy earings like this from claires again.

Oh and i dont know if this actually  makes me feel better but i laughed...
ThatBlueHairGuy: how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
ThatBlueHairGuy: a buck 'n ear
Kill me....

Oh yeah, and on the note of my accessories controlling me- my belt beat the fuck out of me.  Not once mind you, Twice.  Yeah, you heard me, my belt.  so you guys know those adorable punk metal belts i wear... the ones with the stars and the studs that mixed with the rest of my non-colorful clothing and my hair seem to scare the fuck out of anyone who wants to come up to me for the first time.... (yeah, my sarcastic attitude is so not what scares them away...)  but yeah, anyway, i go to put it on the other day and pulling it through to tighten it my hand slips on the metal and i have a huge gash on my left poiner finger (holds up finger with sad, teary eyed face... feel bad and go aww, people) but wait! it gets better! Then a few days later i go to put on the belt again and it attacks my thumb!  Yeah, you know, thumbkin?! so i was walking around looking all punk and goth and scary like with my left handed covered in spongebob bandaids.  oooh im just tooooo damned cool.   and thus finishing my rant of inanimate objects fighting me and winning.  Curtsy*Curtsy, oh thank you! no really, thank you! dont clap, just throw money.

ooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

moving on.

a main offender came up to my room and apologized.  I was so shocked just to see him up here and he gave me his simple minded smile while apologizing so there was no way i could bitch him out anymore then i already had.  He said he missed hanging out with me too, which ill believe because im too damned cool.  There will be no car rides for a while though... and about the third offender, i decided to go down and speak with him... it must be tough being asian and all, we needed a translater and he was doing oragami the entire time but i let it go and just attributed it to a culture clash...  you know how it is.  So now the happy little group is more or less a happy little group again.  unfortunatly we have a very depressed malarky on our hands, but hopefully soon he will realize that everyone is made fun of out of love and nothing is meant when using the terms "devil" and so on... well, maybe russian but eh, come on... the asian gets it worse.  and we still love him anyway, so why wouldnt we like you?

Oh, heres a shock to all- Cheryls diet, yeah, its going really really well.  Like, eating well and working out and stuff.   My only problem is i get really hungry around 11 or 12 and need snacks.  Im working on stopping that though, and it will happen.  Cheryl will be thin, and in shape and all the fun stuff so this summer she can wear a bikini and be like "look at me! im in a bikini and i dont look like one of the people that shouldnt be!" so yeah, fingers crossed for that.

Relationship front- Cheryl is loved.  Cheryl is loved a great deal.  Ari is loved in return.  More then he will ever know.
There has been a lot of talking between ari and myself, we have decided that our relationship before the break is forgotten of because apparently we were both not very... concerned with anything.  Just being away and changing as college kids will obviously do took its toll, but were back now and better then ever... I also have this-
Skier2555: over the vacation i realized how much i loved the person you are.
Which, as any girl knows, is just about the sweetest thing he could have said.. Its unfortunate that a day later he wasnt sure of our anniversary and my birthday... confused the two.  Yes ari, im writing it because it happened.  Its ok though, im forgiving him for it because now he has to know our anniversary, my birthday, valentines day and ring size (nothing serious, dont worry people) and i get a planned date and gift for each event.  Yeah, he wont forget that shit ever again.  oooh and all his guy friends out at school found out about it and called him a dick, YAY!  hurray for a bunch of chris..i? chris's sounds silly, plural of lexus, lexi. plural of penis, peni. In cheryls mind you are now chrisi.  Welcome to cheryls mind... be afraid.. i am the one dating ari... 
Oh love love love.... as bri would say, doesnt anyone just FUCK ANYMORE?!

Oh right and the latest of brian humor...
Q:  If your getting fisted and the guy loses his watch, do you get to keep it?
A:  Lets just say your on borrowed time.
Oy vey.  We love you bri!

ok, i have a ton else to write but i have work to do before my class at 130, and lunch to eat at some point as well SO... its off to the bookstore to buy a journal notebook because english is evil.  More later.  Yeah and i will, in fact, write more later.  Now go do something productive people!

all the miles that seperate us dissapear now when im dreaming of your face/Im here without you baby/ but youre still on my lonely mind,/i think about you baby and i dream about you all the tim/Im here without you baby/but youre still with me in my dreams/and tonight its only you and me/Everything i know and everywhere i go/its hard but it wont take away my love/When its all said and done, its hard but it wont take away my love....
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