HOLY TORNADOS BATMAN!!
Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister!
If you need me, I'll be in my apartment, trying not to blow away.
Well, actually, I lied. Until I see tornados in my face, I will be outside taking pictures of IMPENDING DOOM!!! And then will be cowering in my apartment, trying not to blow away.
To sum up the Weather Channel anchor: "The Lincoln/Omaha area is just...fucked. Ya'll are in my 'greatest area at risk of danger to life and limb' which I never ever ever say but I am tonight cause ... ya'll are fucked."
If you need me, I'll be in my apartment, trying not to blow away.
Well, actually, I lied. Until I see tornados in my face, I will be outside taking pictures of IMPENDING DOOM!!! And then will be cowering in my apartment, trying not to blow away.
To sum up the Weather Channel anchor: "The Lincoln/Omaha area is just...fucked. Ya'll are in my 'greatest area at risk of danger to life and limb' which I never ever ever say but I am tonight cause ... ya'll are fucked."