100 Chlean Drabbles - K+ - Chloe/Dean - Prompts 76 to 80
Title: Possessed Lawn Cutting
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #076 - Pleasant
Word Count: 100
Summary: "What are you doing?"
Possessed Lawn Cutting
-Drabble-
"What are you doing?"
"Nothin'."
"Are you actually mowing the lawn?"
"Nope. Just takin' the mower for a nice walk around the block."
"Why is it when I ask you to do it, you have better things to do, but every once in awhile you just drag it out?"
He shrugged.
"I mowed the lawn yesterday... You don't need to."
"Maybe I wanna."
"Why?"
"I dunno. It's... pleasant."
"Pleasant? I'm calling Bobby."
He sighed. "I'm not possessed."
"Yeah, we'll see!"
"Chloe!" He rolled his eyes, starting the lawn mower. "It's just relaxing," he muttered. "Friggin' wife, I do one chore..."
Title: Handyman He's Not
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #077 - Draft
Word Count: 103
Summary: "Do you feel that?"
Handyman He's Not
-Drabble-
"Do you feel that?"
"Feel what?"
"It's so cold..."
"'s not."
"I think there's a draft."
"There's no draft... Sealed this room myself."
"Exactly."
"Hey! I'm good with my hands."
"Unless it involves handiwork."
"I build my own EMF readers all the time!"
"Yeah, yeah, this room is still freezing."
"I'm not cold."
"That because you've got all the covers."
"Do not."
"Do too."
"Whatever... You want some of this heat, come and get it.
"You just wanna cuddle."
"Yeah... I purposely sucked at sealing up this place just to cuddle with you."
"Wouldn't put it past you."
"Yeah... Kinda sounds like me."
Title: Eventually
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #078 - Notice
Word Count: 101
Summary: It took him a long time.
Eventually
-Drabble-
It took him a long time. He'd been trained to read the signs, just not of this kind. He was looking for ghouls and demons and crazy ass murderous freaks every day while completely ignoring the giant duh sign. He was a simple kind of guy; all he needed was his car, beer, pie, his brother, something to hunt and some bitchin' tunes. So it completely escaped his notice that the right woman was standing right beside him, sawed off in hand, spunky attitude packed to the brim, and a lifetime of knowledge of the weird. He caught on though... eventually.
Title: Floor to Ceiling Protection
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #079 - Symbol
Word Count: 100
Summary: "Are you carving up my floor?
Floor to Ceiling Protection
-Drabble-
"Dean?"
"Uh... hey... Wasn't expecting you home so early... Heh..."
"Are you carving up my floor?"
"Ah, you'll barely see them."
"Are those protection symbols? We talked about this."
"Come on! Nobody'll see them and it'll make me feel better when I'm on the road."
"Nobody will see them? They're huge!"
"They're not that big. You should see Bobby's place."
"No way. I want them gone."
"Fine... The floor one's gone, but the ceiling one stays..."
"You're being ridiculous."
"You're the one refusing protection, sister. Don't bitch at me when a demon comes hauling ass into your apartment."
"Deal."
"Liar."
Title: We Both Know
Category: Smallville/Supernatural Crossover
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Pairing: Chloe/Dean
Prompt: #080 - Sign
Word Count: 100
Summary: "I think it's a sign."
We Both Know
-Drabble-
"I think it's a sign."
"And I think you're delusional."
"She's saved your life three times... And all she asks is that we not shoot her full of rocksalt when she... comes back."
"That's called a zombie... We should shoot her."
"You couldn't shoot her if pea soup poured from her mouth and her head turned around."
"Could too."
"Dean... Come on... I've seen the way you look at her."
"Like I look at every woman?"
"Uh, no... More like a fresh piece of pie."
"You left college too early, Sammy."
"Fine. Ignore it. But we both know..."
"Shut up."