100 Questions: Yes im bored...
1. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
Who hasn’t?
3. Have you ever written a song?
Nope,
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
No, i have english money.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
of course when i was drunk
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
i have done just to check
7.a. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?
not that bothered about fries.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
No. im short tongued
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
Nope
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
yes and i think its true 7 years bad luck.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
no whats the point?
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
When there are like four doors and people queue to use the one door!! grr hello!!!
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
no i always leave some at the bottom
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
yer i did it not long ago
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
neither!! have you heard what shit goes into those!??
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
not yet
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
paper or plastic what?
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
im not a big pizza fan so steak yer
19. Did you have a baby blanket?
no i dont think i did
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
i do all the time why pay to have it done?
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
no never
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
ewwwwww no way!!!
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
dont know and im not going to try either!!
24. Are you double jointed?
no
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
ermm 1 year old when i didnt know what was going on.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
no
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
no and i think i will this year when i go way in august!
28. What is your dream car?
one that works
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
Tom and jerry
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
as if!
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
why would i?
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
id think oh well im going to die.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes too many times
35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
course i can
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
3 to my knowqledge
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
nope
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
never
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
1 africa
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
no, whats a medal? Nothing.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
neither
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
id try to float its obvious.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
no
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
The ones that have bugs in them? No thanks.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
alice im dead curious and things look odd at times
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
Crayons
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
dark
.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
scambled
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
Nope!
51. Do you talk in your sleep?
no i laugh
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
shovel snow
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
bitten
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
no
55. Which of these do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
pass
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
no id get the rescue guys out
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
yes there noses
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
pepsi
59. What's your favourite number?
7
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
sigh pass
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
how can you do it accidently? i took soap'
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
yeah
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
yes scarey!!
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
deo soap
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
yes
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
simpsons even though i hate it
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
well, sarah jessica parker.
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?
no
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
huge nose, ihave a wonky nose so im used to it
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
no
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
Nope!
72. Have you ever returned a gift?
I don’t think so?
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
yes i would
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
non i hate sports
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
about 6
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
No!! That’s mean.
77. Do you sing in the car?
Yep.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
yumm honey
79. What is your favourite breed of dog?
toy dogs awww so cute
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
to right i would!!
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
I wouldn’t be a bike.
82. What is your least favourite fruit?
apples
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
starfruit
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
H&M
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
non its chav wear!!!!
86. Are/were you a good student?
never
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
my daughter
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
non
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
no
90. What do you think is your best feature?
i look younger than i am
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
pass
92. What is your favourite season?
sping, sunny but not hot
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
pass
.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
sight
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
painting i hate singing
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
pass
98. Have you ever had surgery?
yes lungs drained 3x, stomach ulcer removed, tongue sewn down.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
Football player, more money
100. What do you like to collect?
anything sex and the city.
innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?
Who hasn’t?
3. Have you ever written a song?
Nope,
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?
No, i have english money.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet?
of course when i was drunk
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?
i have done just to check
7.a. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?
not that bothered about fries.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?
No. im short tongued
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?
Nope
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?
yes and i think its true 7 years bad luck.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?
no whats the point?
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?
When there are like four doors and people queue to use the one door!! grr hello!!!
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
no i always leave some at the bottom
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?
yer i did it not long ago
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?
neither!! have you heard what shit goes into those!??
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
not yet
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
paper or plastic what?
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza.
im not a big pizza fan so steak yer
19. Did you have a baby blanket?
no i dont think i did
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?
i do all the time why pay to have it done?
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?
no never
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?
ewwwwww no way!!!
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
dont know and im not going to try either!!
24. Are you double jointed?
no
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be?
ermm 1 year old when i didnt know what was going on.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?
no
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
no and i think i will this year when i go way in august!
28. What is your dream car?
one that works
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time?
Tom and jerry
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?
as if!
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
why would i?
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first?
id think oh well im going to die.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes too many times
35. Can you pick something up with your toes?
course i can
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
3 to my knowqledge
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?
nope
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?
never
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?
1 africa
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?
no, whats a medal? Nothing.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy?
neither
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float?
id try to float its obvious.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
no
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?
The ones that have bugs in them? No thanks.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
alice im dead curious and things look odd at times
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points?
Crayons
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?
dark
.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?
scambled
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
Nope!
51. Do you talk in your sleep?
no i laugh
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?
shovel snow
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?
bitten
54. Have you ever played in the rain?
no
55. Which of these do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?
pass
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?
no id get the rescue guys out
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
yes there noses
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke?
pepsi
59. What's your favourite number?
7
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?
sigh pass
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?
how can you do it accidently? i took soap'
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?
yeah
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?
yes scarey!!
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?
deo soap
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
yes
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?
simpsons even though i hate it
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?
well, sarah jessica parker.
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn?
no
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?
huge nose, ihave a wonky nose so im used to it
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like?
no
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like?
Nope!
72. Have you ever returned a gift?
I don’t think so?
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
yes i would
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?
non i hate sports
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
about 6
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?
No!! That’s mean.
77. Do you sing in the car?
Yep.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?
yumm honey
79. What is your favourite breed of dog?
toy dogs awww so cute
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?
to right i would!!
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?
I wouldn’t be a bike.
82. What is your least favourite fruit?
apples
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?
starfruit
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
H&M
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?
non its chav wear!!!!
86. Are/were you a good student?
never
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?
my daughter
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?
non
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?
no
90. What do you think is your best feature?
i look younger than i am
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?
pass
92. What is your favourite season?
sping, sunny but not hot
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?
pass
.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
sight
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?
painting i hate singing
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?
pass
98. Have you ever had surgery?
yes lungs drained 3x, stomach ulcer removed, tongue sewn down.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?
Football player, more money
100. What do you like to collect?
anything sex and the city.