Chapter 1

[sarcasmbender]

[Backdated to late on Sept. 27.]

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oh god, another Boss

[grab_my_bells]

If your warrior skills are anywhere near the quality of your art skills, the sphere has something to be afraid of, I'm sure.

I don't know what the best in the bazaar is, but if a man named Youth offers you food, I'd advise you don't take it.

[spandexisyouth]

Bell! My cooking is fine! Just because you cannot handle spice does not mean that you should go around talking down about it!

[lotus_bloomed]

It did stop moving, Dad.

[grab_my_bells]

See? Even the kid agrees with me.

[spandexisyouth]

I am sure that you bribed him somehow.

[grab_my_bells]

Of course. You know how much he love my books.

[lotus_bloomed]

I do not love your books. I think they are dirty and perverted. Like you.

[grab_my_bells]

Hey now. I bathe regularly.

[lotus_bloomed]

Not that kind of dirty!

[grab_my_bells]

Oh. My mistake.

[spandexisyouth]

It had a small body! Very small! It could not handle spice! It was not nearly a person!

[lotus_bloomed]

But it stopped moving...

[spandexisyouth]

All peppers have a small amount of capsacin. It is what makes them spicy. It is healthy and good for you, but you can overdose. I did not make the curry have too much for people, but the little fuzz thing was about the size of a fist. Its body was overwhelmed.

[lotus_bloomed]

Oh.

[An inkblot as he hesitates-] But what if he is the same size as the drawing?

[spandexisyouth]

I think he would have a lot of trouble writing letters the size that he has if he is. But! If he is, then he should not eat what I make.

[lotus_bloomed]

Oh. That is a good point.