Dec 06, 2008 10:39
Sokka woke up disturbingly early in the morning, when he found himself shoved out of the bed onto the floor. "HEY!!!" He picked himself up, shaking his groggy head, only to find himself confronted by a very... large... weird-looking... MAN in his bed.
He shut his eyes tightly, and tried to remember last night. This was FANDOM, after all. ...Nope, he could remember falling asleep, and there definitely hadn't been a man then. He felt hot breath on his face, and opened his eyes to discover that the strange man had ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE! "Do you MIND?!?!?"
"I can has food time now Daddy?" the man asked, in a high-pitched, squeaky voice. And then he started gnawing on Sokka's ear.
Sokka screamed and tried to run out of the room, but tripped over the man and fell on the floor again instead.
[Open, of course.]
he's a man baby! a man!