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Congratulations! You are Susan Mayer, the divorcee
and single mom who will go to extraordinary
lengths for love.
Which Desperate Housewife are you?
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SLYTHERIN!
You scored 80% Slytherin, 20% Ravenclaw, 32% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff! Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
These cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on Slytherin
You scored higher than 18% on Ravenclaw
You scored higher than 25% on Gryffindor
You scored higher than 25% on Hufflepuff
Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on Ok Cupid
If there is someone on your friends list you would like to say hello to, share a lot of hugs and candy with, tie them up with silly string and shout "you're under arrest you piddly little civilian!", scream in their ear on a roller coaster while clutching them for dear life, laugh until you are both senseless and unable to laugh any more so you start laughing EVEN MORE until you're snorting and gasping for breath and about to pee your pants, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.