Sweet titties. My presents rock.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, sarasvatia sent to me...
Twelve stockings manifesting
Eleven tattoos voting
Ten gnostics a-dancing
Nine corsets boxing
Eight trains a-heckling
Seven fishnets a-trainspotting
Six rosaries a-fencing
Five epo-o-o-onymous heroes
Four tube tops
Three glass houses
Two plane rides
...and a glenlivet in an anarchy.