pump number 5 i hate you
so tonight i was getting gas and the dumb pump wouldnt turn off so my whole tank exploded and megan and i got our pants covered in gallons of gasoline, kind of like in zoolander but we didn't die. then we had to go to class like that and smell disgusting and the maintenance men came in because they thought something was wrong but really it was just us that reeked, and i was really embarassed. i am never getting gas from pump 5 at shell again. the end.