A peek into the world of Sara
Josh just sent me this email and I felt that it was insane enough that I couldn't keep it all to myself. I had to share it with the world. I'm pretty sure that this is supposed to be read with the "End of the World" flash comic in the back of your head. So if you haven't seen that go watch it first, then read this email.
Hokay so... I was at work and this guy came in and he was like "I am THE MAN" and I was like "What does that mean?" and he was like "I CAN EAT PUDDING LIKE NO ONE I KNOW" and I was like "That's what makes you the man?" and he was like "OH YEAH SNAP INTO A PUDDING CUP!" and I was like "You... are... very strange." and he was like "OH YEAH!" and I was like "Could you... perhaps leave my office now?" and he was like "ROAR!" and I was like "Ah I see you have transformed into the abominable snowman. I had not expected that. How strange." and he was like "I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT SNOW MONSTERS ATE THAT MUCH PUDDING!" and I was like "nope, I did not know that" and he was like "I THINK I AM GOING TO EAT YOU NOW!" and I was like "I think, though I might be mistaken, that I am less than... that is ! to say... hardly at all... made up of pudding" and he was like "SO!" and I was like "Also I was thinking that if you are an abominable snow beast, as you seem to have become, why would you say that you... and I quote 'the man'..." and he was like "ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME" and I was like "perhaps, that is... yes... I am" and he was like "OH... WELL OKAY" and then he disappeared.
Hokay so... I was at work and this guy came in and he was like "I am THE MAN" and I was like "What does that mean?" and he was like "I CAN EAT PUDDING LIKE NO ONE I KNOW" and I was like "That's what makes you the man?" and he was like "OH YEAH SNAP INTO A PUDDING CUP!" and I was like "You... are... very strange." and he was like "OH YEAH!" and I was like "Could you... perhaps leave my office now?" and he was like "ROAR!" and I was like "Ah I see you have transformed into the abominable snowman. I had not expected that. How strange." and he was like "I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT SNOW MONSTERS ATE THAT MUCH PUDDING!" and I was like "nope, I did not know that" and he was like "I THINK I AM GOING TO EAT YOU NOW!" and I was like "I think, though I might be mistaken, that I am less than... that is ! to say... hardly at all... made up of pudding" and he was like "SO!" and I was like "Also I was thinking that if you are an abominable snow beast, as you seem to have become, why would you say that you... and I quote 'the man'..." and he was like "ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME" and I was like "perhaps, that is... yes... I am" and he was like "OH... WELL OKAY" and then he disappeared.