Leeteuk Birthday Tribute 'Budget Cuts'
Title : 'Budget Cuts'
Characters : Leeteuk & SJM (Henry,Zhou Mi,Donghae,Kyuhyun,Siwon,Ryeowook)
Pairing : slight KyuHae?
Rating : Any.
Reason : Leeteuk Birthday Fanfic Tribute.
Genre :Oneshot,Crack/Humor, Band-Fic
Disclammer : Don't Own any of these boys. ^^' All rights Reserved.
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The older man sat himself down with the other five men of SJ-M as he he called each of their names, "Henry,Zhou Mi,Donghae,Kyuhyun and Siwon,Ryeowook, I'd hate to be break in bad news right now but, you guys are going to be affect by the budget cutting crisis.There are going to have to be sacrifices made, and there are going to have to be agreement on things."
The youngest looked straight ahead as he nodded slightly.
The tallest looked at the man as he took in a whisp of air into his lungs in thought.
Kyuhyun and Donghae as well as Siwon agreed, they just waited for the leader to go on with his point to them.
"Also,there are ways to make up for the slight budget gap though, with these ideas the hole will be filled up in a month or less. Sooo, good luck!"
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The leader just smiled as bright as ever as he gave a short pause anticipating the other member's reactions. Kyuhyun just achored his eyebrows in slight disbelief,"Really?"he said while he looked at Leeteuk with a hand over his forehead processing it in his mind.
Donghae just shrugged slightly, he knew things like this was going to happen eventually and he didn't mind to take a few sacrifices here and there for the group.
Siwon merely looked away to the ground as he pondered to himself how he could cushion the floor so it wouldn't be too much strain on his back, while Henry and Zhoumi just stared at eachother making strange hand and body motions as they wondered how the small single size bed could fit the extremely tall man and the somewhat smaller man without one of them sleeping on the other's arms, legs, or stomachs.
And that night.
"Ahh-Zhou Mi..That hurt," the boy called out in a hoarse voice as he tried to close his eyes again. The taller man chuckled and shifted position to something that would be more comfortable for him, "Sorry," he said in a soft voice so he wouldn't wake up the others.
"Its-Hn...ok.."and with that last sentence he drifted into slumber again, with the older man laying ontop of his stomach. At first Henry wasn't sure how it was supposed to work out with the two of them sleeping on the same bed, or with Zhou Mi sleeping ontop of him, but he thinks that it all sort of worked out.
The taller man turned slowly to his right,shifting his body but in a manner not to wake up the boy to stare at the other bed across from him, in the faint dark he could spy Kyuhyun laying sound asleep with Donghae whom had his arms wrapped around the younger man as the blanket was dismayed on the floor without a care and found himself smiling a bit as he thought to himself, "How cute."
He then looked down blinking to the fact that Siwon was sleeping on the floor that was absurdly cushioned with pillows every inch since he rolled alot in his sleep. He couldn't stare at Ryeowook's sleeping face though, that boy had decided to sleep on the only couch left in the living room.
Zhou Mi shifted again,this time trying to acually sleep after seeing everyone else so quiet with their eyes closed and supposedly sleeping as well. After a few minutes of laying on Henry's chest, the slight heaving up and down and the boy's realaxing heart thumping he had fallen asleep as well.
The following morning.
"This is all that's left?..." Ryeowook whined softly lookin into his breakfeast as he stabbed the two wooden sticks into his instant noodle cup, stirring up the noodles with the soup.
"Yes, that's all that's left," Siwon said as he sighed looking at the other members who were all trying to enjoy their breakfeast for the few weeks.
The youngest member had already finished amazingly, "I kind of wanted a taco, but this is ok too."
Zhou Mi didn't mind, he was thinking of becoming as skinny as Lady Gaga and now was just the chance. As for Donghae and Kyuhyun they didn't really care all that much either.
Kyuhyun was laying lifelessly against the couch that Ryeowook had been sleeping on last night with Donghae by his side, and he was bored. He was about to pass out from his own boredom, he wasn't allowed to play Starcraft 24/7 like he used to when they didn't have a schedule anymore for it used to much electricity,that sentence that Leeteuk said just about sunk his boat,or ship or whatever.It was barley a few hours past afternoon and everone had diffrent reactions of the first day of eletricity saving, especially Kyuhyun.
"Kyu, you okay?" Donghae said turning to his left side to find the man sitting with his eyes as blank as a sheet of white fax paper staring at the screen of the t.v.
"Kyu?" he said again with a bit of worry hinting in his voice. The younger man shook his head slightly finally getting a hold of himself,"Yeah I guess," he said nonchalantly his voice with a feel that was as cold as ice. Donghae wasn't convinced but he deicded to just agree and continue flipping channels for something Kyuhyun might have been intrested in.
On the other hand Ryeowook had a book in his hand to pass by the time, and he was quite enjoying it as he would silently smile here and there being so emersed in the storyline itself. Suprisingly he'd been reading that book the moment he finished his breakfeast through his lunch of two thin slices of bread with an even thiner slice of ham wedged between.
Meanwhile Zhou Mi and Henry were on Siwon's labtop since he'd gone out for a jog while the both of them were on TokBox chatting up with Leeteuk filling him in on how things were going so far.
"How's err, Kyuhyun without his computer games?" The leader asked with curiosity.
"Well, Acually I expected a slightly worse reaction so it's not too bad yet I suppose," the youngest man admitted as Zhou Mi was waving his hands like a slightly deranged person behind him screaming, "TEUK-SHI! HIIII!"
The leader put on a smile and replied, "Hello Zhou Mi, Ah- I mean Gentle Mimi."
In response of the correction the leader had made the man gave a sheepish grin,"Why thank you Gentle-Leelee," giving a playful bow as Henry just stared and smiled totally confused at the both of them as the both giggled kiddishly.
The day seemed to go by so fast with Kyuhyun and Donghae sitting on the couch watching the gamers reviews and Henry and Zhoumi digging through eachother's closets for clothes they could trade due to the shortage of surplus money coming up soon and Siwon had come back from his jog to start cleaning up the floor and re-arranging each pillow so it was perfect for when he would sleep again later on. It all seemed to be going smoothly until it started getting darker at around 6pm and there were no lights since they didn't pay the electric bill for trhis month since Kyuhyun had totally drained the little money they had left with his addition towards full day gaming with the exeptions of schedules, eating, bathroom breaks, and of course napping on the keyboard he cheerished so dearly. It was getting darker and the candles weren't of too much help to light up the place, it could onky the darkness with in a short range. They were handling the situation fine for the while though,it didn't seem too bothersome.
The night had finally come which left the rooms of the Super Junior M's appartment pitch dark, the only thing that it them were the boys walking around with flashlights. It was about 9pm and everything seemed so still in the quiet of the night, besides the abrupt break here and these of Kyuhyun's snores and Henry's shuffling over Zhou Mi's stomach, they deicded to take turns on sleep on eachother's stomach everynight or else there would be sores. Ryeowook was sleeping soundly on the couch outside yet again, and Siwon was sound asleep on the padded ground with extrvagant amount of pillows to aid his back in his sleep.
Kyuhyun and Donghae were hugging in their sleep as the younger man would snore, but it all worked out since Donghae wasn't much of a light sleeper anyways.
The younger boy on that bed slowly awoke, blinking his eyes slowly until he felt his vision had cleared up a significant amount enough to get up. Kyuhyun scooted off the bed slightly removing Donghae's arm that was slung around his shoulder which fell to the bed as he got up reaching towards the table beside him for a flashlight. The boy's hand reached around on the surface of the table feeling for the flashlight with a rubbery handle, finally feeling it he picked it up accidentally nudging the lamp beside it which tlited off the edge of the table.In an immediant panic state seeing the lamp fall slow motion towards Siwon on the ground sleeping, Kyuhyun leaned forwward catching the lamp in one hand giving a slight sigh of relief and then setting it on the table he stood up and maneuvered around Siwon's "Kingdon Of Pillows," careful not do disturb him or the other sleeping members as he crept out of the door of the room leaving just a crack for him to enter again later. The boy passed by the living room where Ryeowook was sleeping carefully as he could, one foot followed by the next, he was careful, skilled, quiet , and clumsy he lost footing and slid with a thud face first against the floor only a few feet away from the couch which Wookie was sleeping on.
The man thought maybe he could just slitter to the bathroom in order to keep the peace of his sleeping groupmate's until Ryeowook had got up out of curiousity of the sound and had stumbled over Kyuhyun's slithering body. Now the both boys layed in the dark on the floor, "Ah-Kyu?.." he asked still have dazed from his sleep with his stomach squashed over Kyuhyun's back.
Kyuhyun couldn't help but reply back as he was underneath the man feeling slightly guilty for waking him up,"Sorry Wookie,I had to uhm use the restroom..." he whispered he tried getting up and properly helping his groupmate back to his "sofa-bed," as he apologized once again clicking the button of the flashlight in his hands and made his way to the restroom to do his business then returned to his own room which he had to share with the other SJM except members not including Ryeowok whom slept in the living room, and bed which he had to share with Donghae.
And like that a week had passed by of the routine, it almost ahd become a habit for them all.
During the day Ryeowook would be perched somewhere quiet to read his books while Siwon went for a jog and Henry and Zhou Mi would chat with Leeteuk whom was always worried about them, he was a caring leader of course. Then there was Donghae and Kyuhyun watching the daily gamers review on tips on tricks on the lastest new games as well as game ratings, Donghae was even slightly showing some intrest after hearing so many reviews in the past week and Kyuhyun only promised himself that when he had acess back to his computer that he would definately finish up that starcraft game and maybe even start play Diablo again.
Their meals mainly constisted of a breakfeast of varieties of diffrent cup noodles such as ramen,udon,maybe a few chinese brands even for the heck of it. Lunches of assorted sandwhiches and begals, and diners of cheap takeout pizzas of only the value of 9 U.S.D. ,for that was all their budget could bear right now, and so the members had to bear as well.
And at night Kyuhyun found it strange that whenever he had gotten into bed and Donghae was sleeping, his arms would always fling around Kyuhyun's shoulder and no matter how many times he'd put it down the man would in his unconscience slumbery state,only wrap around the man again. Siwon had grown to his acustom of pillowing the floor of the room as he slept comfortabley upon it, it didnt bother his back at all. Henry and Zhou Mi switched off, everynight It was either his or Zhou Mi's turn to be slept on, and they didn't mind either after awhile it might have even felt comfortable to them. Ryeowook had his own sofa-bed to sleep on everynight now, he was perfectly satisfied with that, for it was sound and tranquil in the sanctity of the living room.
A week exactly had past since the first day Leeteuk had broken the news to them about the budget cuts, he was eagar to see how they were all dealing with it up to until now, he had more news to share with them yet again.
As they did almost everyday of that week Henry and Zhou Mi were on Siwon's labtop that Kyuhyun was stricly not allowed on. Henry looked into the screen at the leader's text he had typed,
"If possible, can you get the other guys into the webcam also? I'd like to talk to them as well, I have news to tell them."
After the boy had read that he ordered Zhou Mi out to round them up but he only replied with a hand on his hip and sass in his voice, "No you do itt~"
And with a response like that he sighed, handing the laptop over to the taller man as he dragged each of the men inside the room in front of Siwon's labtop, and luckily Siwon had jus come back from working out at the gym as all the Suepr Junior M members crowded infront of the small labtop side by side and behind trying to squish in properly.
The leader cleared his throat and put on a beaming smile, "I have great news for you guys!"
In response they all awaited for the news.
"You guys acually were never in debt at all, I had read the leter wrong because I split some coffee on it in a rush, and looked at the words wrong!" he said with that innocent beaming smile on his face as all the other members blinked in utterdisbelief. Henry and Zhou Mi just stared at Leeteuk as they said in unison, "Really?!" While Siwon and Ryeowook jus nodded or shrugged, it wasn;t too much of big deal to them, rather being out of debt made them have no more worries, and that ment the both of them could go purchase proper beds for themselves.
At this moment Kyuhyun was internally screaming of how much his ranking would have dropped in Starcraft while Donghae feeling an unstable aura around him gave Kyuhyun a few pats on the head to sooth his internal rage.
And that was the end of that, lesson of the day everyone makes mistakes.
Or...don't drink coffee while you're reading about you current budgets.
Something like that, but Leeteuk didn't really care much, he loved coffee and even more, he loved coffee while he was reading all his mail.That was super Junior's charasmic leader for you, Leeteuk.
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Saranghate: Err. comments would be nice. ^^' As I said, Birthday dedication/tribute for Leeteuk. Keep fighting Leeteuk! : D!! Happeh 27th Birthday.